Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Monday, December 21, 2009

How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend

How To Cheat on Your Girlfriend from Langston Shaw on Vimeo.

Saw this over on Vimeo and it was actually pretty interesting and honest... it caught my eye because I actually wrote a poem by the same title a few years back and wanted to make sure niggas hadn't ripped my shit off (if you're wondering, they didn't... LOL) if you've got the attention span, peep the flick (it's 20 minutes)

What's Good Blogfam?

So, of course, I've been slackin' on the blog but at least I have a decent enough excuse this time... last week was finals week at ECU so I spent most of my time studying and taking exams... that being said, I can now focus my attention on the coming year...

2010 is going to be a big year for your boy... I've always been the creative type and I always figured that, somehow, I'd end up doing something creative as a way to make money... thus far it hasn't been very lucrative but I think that can be attributed to the fact that I haven't gone in 100% with it... I mean, for the most part it's just been half-thoughtout concepts for movies, books and clothing... and even though I know I have the talent to go the traditional route, the odds of getting hired to do one of the three is so small window and most will try to pigeonhole your creativity, ideas, etc and I'm not really down with that... so, for 2010, I'm saying "fuck it..." and I'm going to do all three on my own terms... independently... why wait for somebody to come along and let me do it when I can just go and do it myself? So, that being said, here's what you have to look forward to in 2010:

Mid-March to Early-April:
the book
(Where the World Goes When I Close My Eyes)

April 15th:
the clothing line
(Kings & Slaves)

Early Fall:
the movie
(The Seven Inhabitants of Chaos)

Of course the new website debuts on 01.11.10 (my 25th birthday if you're unfamiliar) and some other big things will be coming to fruition in the new year... I already appreciate the support I know I'll be receiving and I'll be having some major deals for the blogfam when the time comes... I'm outtttttttttttt!!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

R.I.P. Chris Henry

26, B? Way too young... God bless his fam, friends and fans...

This Lady is Fucking Bonkers...

Friday, December 11, 2009

Brian Kelly, You'z a Bitch-Ass Nigga...

For the record, FUCK NOTRE DAME... (yeah, I said it...) There has been entirely too much bitch-ass-ness going on in relation to Charlie Weis leaving (ahem, being fired from...) Notre Dame... I understand all about the prestige of coaching at this school... all the mystique that's involved with it but let's be serious... Notre Dame is far from being the powerhouse they used to be... they lost to UConn this year, B... the University of Connecticut beat the Fighting Irish this year... do you understand how ridiculous that is? But in any event, let's move past this season... they haven't done shit for a long time now... after three coaching changes, nobody's brought back the eliteness that they possessed in years past... however, ever since it was announced that Weis was leaving, there's been almost as much coverage on who the next coach would be as there has been coverage on Tiger Woods... ok... maybe not THAT much but still... entirely too much coverage in my opinion...

Enter Brian Kelly
I've been a huge fan of this dude ever since he came to Cincinnati because he seems to encompass this innate loyalty and always seemed like a quality guy... however, today this dude did the fucking unthinkable... he's gonna coach at Notre Dame... and not only is he going to coach, he's going to leave his team NOW and start coaching immediately... what part of the game is this?!?!! The season is not over yet... there's one game left... did he forget that? No, he just prefers to be a bitch and leave now... and this to me, presents two VERY major problems with college football (besides the obvious complications with the BCS nonsense...)

First off, stop slurping Notre Dame... this shit has seriously gone on long enough... it's the equivalent of North Carolina going through ten mediocre seasons but everybody's constantly trying to coach there... how far and for how long can prestige carry you amidst mediocrity? I just don't get it...

Secondly, STOP HIRING COACHES UNTIL THE FUCKING SEASON'S OVER... too often, a team will fire it's coach and then have this mad dash to hire another one like all the good ones are gonna be gone in the time between the regular season ending and the bowls coming to conclusion... we're talking about three weeks... THREE FUCKING WEEKS... I mean, have some tact... it's one thing to leave your school to coach elsewhere especially when you consider it a promotion... however, it's quite another to leave your school while the season is still going on and disregard them like a stepchild simply because some second-tier team asks you to... it's disloyal like a motherfucker... it's like dating a girl who cleans you up, helps you fix your credit, pays for you to get through school and then you drop her for the first big butt in a skirt a month before you get married... that shit is ALL the way fucked up...

Brian Kelly, you're a bitch, real talk...

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

That's Cold Blooded...

New iD Cleats for the Upcoming Season

In all the hoopla of graduating, I almost forgot the season starts in like three months... I gotta get in playing shape... I'm thinking about getting at least two of these (home and away) but I would definitely welcome a third if my gwap was right... jawns are $140 a piece...

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Timbaland feat. Drake - "Say Something"


That beat is so hypnotic, B... been waiting for this jawn for a minute and it wasn't too bad... shorty in the video is ridic...

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Oprah

Am I the only one who thinks that Oprah probably yells out some extra-freaky shit when she's having sex? Like "yeah Stedman, fuck me harder or I'ma cancel that allowance, nigga!" (You just KNOW she calls Stedman a nigga...) "You ain't brought no money into this relationship? You better fuck me better than that!" And you know Gayle finds her way to join somehow... "Gayle, get your ass over here and put your finger in my ass! I'm the baddest bitch on the planet, you better get over here get me right!"

LOL... maybe it's just me and my perverted mind... I guarantee you she says some wild shit though...

Stupid Fresh

Supra Skytop II

"Don't Let Triflin' Women Change Who You Are..."


Ok, where do I begin with this one...? If you were uncertain at all, let me reassure you that I am a good man when it comes to relationships... I cook, I clean, I rub feet, I'm not disrespectful, I try my best not to start arguments over little dumb shit, I do whatever I can do (read: "in my means") to make my woman happy... and most importantly, I'm honest about my flaws...

Enter this lady here... ungrateful... and it's not like this is my first encounter with this type of chick because it's not... I remember dealing with one particular situation back in 04 where I was talking to this chick... and she basically told me that her ex used to hit on her, used to cheat on her, wasn't working, wasn't in school, wasn't trying to do for her... now, me being the man that I am, told her that I was willing to do whatever it took to keep a smile on her face... this wasn't some bullshit to get some ass or anything like that... I genuinely liked this girl... six months go by and things are going ok... we're chillin'... never really arguing and she sees that I'm doing all the things that I said I would... that's when it happens, her ex calls and tells her he wants another try... without even thinking about it, she says yes... then proceeds to call me months later and tell me that they're getting married and she's pregnant by this dude and she's so happy (yeah, like I wanted to hear that shit...) and the same thing just kept happening to me throughout other relationships in the following years and it really had me thinking "should I just be a fucking asshole to keep these women happy? Because whatever I'm doing isn't working..."

These are the things I don't understand about women... I have friends who will KNOW that a dude is no good for her but will stand by him through whatever... he cheated on you so you start doing all the freaky things that you're sure he's getting from the other chick on the side so he won't feel the need to deal with her anymore... he doesn't work but you buy him all types of shit and say not to worry, you'll hold him down... he doesn't cook or clean but you're making this dude five-course meals AND cleaning up the kitchen afterwards while he sits on the couch playing PS3 and IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE...

Meanwhile, you have a good dude somewhere in your midst... you might work with him, he might be a friend you've known for a while, just might be somebody you went to high school with that you've reconnected with... he does everything a good man is supposed to do... pays his own bills, takes care of his kids (if he has them), goes to work EVERYDAY, has several degrees in whatever field he's in and still has the potential to be even greater than he already is... he's always been polite with you and will bend over backwards just to see that you're taken care of, no matter the situation... however, this guy can't get a chance with you because you're still waiting for the "real" him to come out... and this doesn't make any sense...

Ladies, listen... there are GOOD MEN out there... let me repeat it for the hard of hearing and partially blind: THERE ARE GOOD MEN OUT THERE... you keep ignoring us (well not me, because me and Nicole are still together despite the bullshit... LOL) and it's not fair... stop assuming that every man out there who appears to be a good man isn't... there are some genuine good men out there who would love nothing better than to be everything you want and need out of a relationship... but you're jeopardizing your own happiness by talking and acting crazy...

Me and Darren are always talking about relationships and one thing that keeps coming up is a woman's ungratefulness... it seems that a woman would rather complain about what she has instead of simply just leaving and going towards something greater... (NOTE: this is not to say that a woman shouldn't work for her relationship... I'm not saying that at all... but if, day in and day out, you're complaining about your man's bullshit whether it be his laziness, unwillingness to work, physical or mental abuse, there is NO need at all to fight for this relationship... there is NO purpose at all...)

And I know I've touched on this subject before but women are simply not getting it... I get more texts/calls about a man fucking up than anything else... with the exception of Tunisha (who has gotten her a good man just like I hoped she would) I can't think of too many of my women friends who can talk about one good man they've dealt with all year long and that's fucking depressing... however, I wonder how many of these women are bringing it on themselves by dealing with fucking losers instead of dealing with a good dude...

The bottom line is this: women like the chick in this video are on my fucking nerves... don't expect sympathy from me if you continue to deal with a dude you know is no good... you have no one to blame but yourself! If you know of a good dude and you think that you can make a relationship work with him (because not all good dudes are compatible with every good woman) then hop on that nigga (figuratively not literally... even though that might be a way to go) because if you don't, a smarter, probably more attractive woman will... and that's real fucking talk... before you go on talking about how there are no good men and that you keep dating losers... ask yourself why that is... are you simply putting up with a man just so you can say you have one or do you genuinely see potential in him? If it's the former, then L-E-A-V-E immediately... If it's the latter, by all means, deal with his no-good ass until he turns into something... but don't be surprised if it doesn't happen...

To my good dudes out there, just like the judge said towards the end: "don't let triflin' women change who you are..." Ya'll be easy...

That's Just Fucking Lazy...


Monday, December 7, 2009

My Dude is Getting It In!!!


I was over at The Industry Shakedown and I came across this video... two minutes of extra hilariousness...

Thee Tom Hardy feat. Young Chris & Freeway


Certified crack via Sneakfiend

Hey UM, Stop Jerking Off in the Showers!

LOL, three questions: 1) how many people are jerking off in the shower for this to be a major cause for concern? 2) how do they know that semen is the thing that's caking up the works? 3) what the fuck are semen related costs and why are they into the thousands?

Jaokim Noah Doesn't Want It with LeBron...


I saw this the other night and forgot to comment on it... I know there's a lot of LBJ haters out there (I used to be one back in high school so I completely understand) but you can't deny who the dude is... a 24-year-old who does what he loves and enjoys himself doing it... I've always been a fan of the Cavs doing what they can to enjoy themselves (the dancing, the fake camera poses, etc) becausde it's funny and you can tell they're doing it ONLY to entertain themselves and not to showboat... not to mention that the season is a grind, B... they have to do what they can to keep their spirits up...

Enter Noah, who's upset that his team is getting slaughtered at the hands of the Cavs, calling LeBron a bitch at the free-throw line because he was, once again, dancing... my feelings are this: if you don't like him dancing, make sure to beat his team so that they don't feel like dancing... bottom line... don't be mad because LeBron is having a good time and it seems like it's at your expense...

Let's not even bring into the fact that LeBron would fucking body this dude... LOL... LeBron runs 260-270, B... Noah is frail as hell... I can't imagine dude is over 200 lbs (according to NBA.com, he's 6-11, 230... I'd love to see that nigga actually stand on a scale and have it come back at 230 *PAUSE*) and yeah I know that height and weight don't always matter when it comes to fighting but let's be serious... Noah doesn't want it with LeBron... that's why when LBJ walked over, he was still sitting, still jawing off like a bitch... and his team STILL lost by double-digits... SMH...

Brooklyn's Finest


So I was over at 100K's blog and I came across the trailer for this movie... looks like a Training Day X The Departed type mash-up... but definitely looks like it's worth viewing...

WORRRRRRRD???


"Bitch turn around! Can't you see we gettin' married?!!?! Fuck!"

New Chi-City... Make a Difference Mondays!


Once I start up the new site, I think I'm gonna do something similar to this each week... real talk...

Sunday, December 6, 2009

I Hate to Cosign This...

...but let's be honest... it's probably true...

New NT Tees...

"X"


"10th Anniversary"


"Who?"

"NT Knows"

All of these are super-official... can't wait to cop... support the movement here

*siiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhh*

I'm so fucking tired of this chick and her outfits...

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Date Night

Finally got to see the trailer... I've been hearing about this movie for a minute... Steve Carrell and Tina Fey means I'll definitely be seeing it in the theatre...

Rashad Evans Annoys the Fuck Outta Me...

Rashad Evans has joined the group of individuals I like to call "People I Don't Know That Get on My Fucking Nerves..." This list also includes:

Tim Duncan: Dude is just a boring ass player and everything about him just annoys me... it could stem from him going to Wake Forest and as you all know I'm a DIE-HARD UNC fan...

Tony Romo: this is actual Darren's fault (and I'm almost ashamed to admit this) because we play Madden all the time and he always gets the Cowboys and Tony Romo (who's a decent enough player) is fucking UNSTOPPABLE on this fucking game... LOL... I mean, this dude is NOT this fucking nice in real life... and so ever since, I've developed a serious hate for this dude... like everytime he's on the television or anytime ESPN slurps him for having a 300-yard game, it just grows more and more...

New York's mom: And lastly, this bitch (and I hate to call her or any woman that but let's be serious... she's a bitch) was the very first member of this group... I just don't understand her problem... and what's even more annoying are people that will say some shit like "I like her 'cuz she's real..." Just what the fuck is so real about her? The fact that she says things without ANY facts at all and chooses to use that as a reason to feel a certain way about a person? Evertime she came on TV I would just cringe... everything about her is wack...

And the newest entry is Rashad Evans...
Nobody cheered harder for Rashad when he knocked out Chuck Liddell... but I watched the marathon of The Ultimate Figther today and dude was just being an overall pussy... always talking about what a bitch Rampage is but constantly goading him and talking shit... now if you know me well enough, you know how I feel about shit talking when it comes to fighting... quite frankly, I don't see the point in it... I hate when a dude will go up to somebody and say what they're GONNA do instead of just fucking doing it... now it's one thing, if somebody's in your face and you say "ayo, back up before I slump your ass..." but it's quite another to say "I'll beat your ass" and then wait for your boys to come and break it up in an attempt to look tough... and to me, that's what Rashad was doing... homie was just on some attention-whore shit... like Rampage wouldn't even be talking to dude or talking about him and he would just come in talking about how he ain't scared of him and he's a bitch and all this other silly ass shit that doesn't even prove anything... it was just lame... so all that being said, he's now on the list...

I Love When My Hometown Gets Repped...


So I was over at the homie Vic's blog (follow him) and I came across this video and I'm sad to say I had NEVER seen this jawn... it's always crazy when you're from a place that's not known to the entertainment industry and then something like this pops up... just like when Petey Pablo had his jawn a while back, it was crazy to see places that you've been a million times on a music video... in any event, just thought I'd post it up... (I'm sure Vic knows how it is... we rep the same place... LOL) ya'll be easy...

Seriously...?


I had a whole shitload of comments for this but I'ma just leave it alone... let me just say this: I wish a motherfucker would...

Best. Thing. Ever.


The McGangbang: This is a tasty sandwich combination from McDonald's. Off the Dollar Menu you order one double cheeseburger and one Spicy McChicken sandwich. Spit the double cheeseburger between the two patties, and then put the entire Spicy McChicken sandwich inside the double cheeseburger.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Royce Da 5'9" - "Part of Me"


Not sure how old this is but I thought it was a dope vid... peep...

I Wasn't Going to Do This...

...but I feel like I need to...

Tiger Woods
What can I say about Tiger Woods that hasn't been said by everybody from Nancy Grace to ESPN? Quite frankly, I'm not surprised by the bullshit the media continues to spew and that's not because it's Tiger... it's because of what he represents... if this were Arnold Palmer, nobody'd give a fuck... but because he's Tiger, everybody acts like he's some kind of sexual deviant... Tiger got it in... plain and simple... sure, he cheated on his wife but (as bad as this sounds) does this surprise anyone? The assumption is that the vast majority of celebrities are cheating... so why is this even a big deal?

Because he does Gillette and Buick commercials? Oh please... and I honestly couldn't care less about dude cheating because like I said, it's not surprising... what I DO think is surprising are people calling him like he needs to apologize to them... don't get it fucked up, Tiger doesn't owe shit to ANY of you people... you like Tiger, not because of who he is but because of WHAT he is... he's a damn-good golfer... that's where it begins and ends with you... and I could see if it was like you had to pay to see him play and he played like shit and you felt like you wasted your $30 on this nigga... then I'd COMPLETELY understand you wanting an apology...

But asking him to apologize to YOU, the fan, because he got it in with some chick he wasn't married to? Fuck outta here... who the hell are you supposed to be? That nigga fucking his sidepiece(s) doesn't affect you in anyway except most likely ruining your little facade of thinking Tiger was Jesus or something with his "clean cut image..."
Now this next part is for Tiger directly so all you stans can leave the blog now... Tiger... what the fuck is your problem, B? $60 million, my N'? For her to stay two more years? What kinda shit is that? You simpin' real hard my dude... I'm all for giving the wifey enough money to support herself but you're paying her to stay with you? You fuckin' serious? This should be Double-You-Tee-Eff #107 and shit... what part of the game is this?

I'm done, man... this shit is making my skin itch...

Blasphemy.

"I like Dunkin Donuts better than Krispy Kreme." Christina

My Mortal Kombat Heads Will Love This One...

C'mon Son!

Everytime I see this dude he has more and more random ass tattoos... I guess errbody wants to be Weezy these days...

EDIT: So apparently these tattoos are fake now? #wheredeydodatat?

Fabolous - "Imma Do It"

When It Comes to Writing Papers...

[G.o.D. Jewels] ...I'm a mu'phuckin' beeeeeeast! [/G.o.D. Jewels]

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Ehhhhhhhhh...


I could fuck with the Laney 60+s... the Grapes though? Easy pass...