Hawthorne

Sooooooooooo... in one episode:

- there's a nurse who has a prosthetic leg that gets stabbed and also gives up the cakes to the EMT guy...

- her daughter handcuffs herself to a vending machine and blamed her mom for killing her father...

- one of the nurses gives the Marine dude a handjob and then he almost dies because another nurse gave him too much insulin...

- a homeless lady gives birth to a baby boy with spina bifida and then passes out from a hemorrhage...

- her husband, who's been dead a year, is now having his ashes passed on to her bitch of a mother-in-law...

- the husband's best friend tries to commit suicide one year later by jumping off a roof...

Ummmmmmmmmm... yeah, I don't think I'll be watching this again... LOL... it's just too much going on... and I'm almost certain I'm forgetting something...