Are You Serious...?

Allow me the late pass, but ummmm... is this nigga's real name is Algernod Lanier Washington?

LMAO... at first, I was just gonna come in and slay this Earl-Boykins-ass nigga for having such a funny name, but then the more I think about it, every hood dude has a corny ass name... makes me wonder if that's why they start committing crimes in the first place... little Thurgood Thompson IV goes to elementary school and gets picked on everyday... then he starts coming home everyday crying and his mom tells him to toughen up, so he starts beating niggas up...

Not that I'm saying Plies is doing anything Goon-like... I'm just sayin'...

Matter of fact, I remember back when I was like 13 years old, back when I still wanted to be a knucklehead, I was hanging out with some friends of mine... we were at Adventure Landing (oh shit... remember Adventure Landing...?!?!!) and this was before everybody had cell phones... so we were sitting out by the pay phone and I picked it up... the lady asked if there was a Franklin Johnson available... I started laughing and asked "ayo, is there a nigga named Franklin Johnson around here?" expecting to see some corny-ass, NASCAR driving type nigga... some hood booger was like "Yo, you tryna play my name, my dude? My momma named me after my uncle who died, motherfucker..." I just handed him the phone and laughed harder... he probably goes by F-Troop or some other corny ass shit so that niggas don't know his real name... LMAO...

I can't say shit either though... my name's corny too... I'm not gonna tell you that shit though... Hard Work will suffice... and if any of you people who REALLY know me put it in the comments, trust and believe that shit will get deleted...

I'm not playin'...

Ya'll be easy...