I'm an Alcoholic

Ok, so after so much news-worthy stuff happening yesterday, people have been asking me why I didn't blog... well, the answer is because I got drunk for the first time on Sunday night and I didn't feel like doing much of anything except sleeping and watching tv yesterday and that's exactly what I did...

Yes, your boy Hard Work finally succumbed to the drinking bug and decided to inhale a whole bottle of Seagram's... the crazy thing is, I didn't even realize I was drunk until I was walking to the bathroom and damn near fell over... the typical nonsense enused afterwards: I started talking way too much, way too loud... I could not for the life of me find my pants... and I damn sure passed out afterwards... (NOTE: at one point in time, I ALMOST drunk-dialed about 12 people but my phone was taken from me... apparently, I was determined to call my mother and inform her that I was getting married... LOL)

Now if you know me, you know that people have been trying to get me drunk since I was about 13 years old and NOTHING has worked... so I just decided to keep drinking and drinking and drinking until I felt something...

Admittedly, the hangover (if you can even call it that) wasn't bad... no headaches or anything but my stomach was hurting like a bitch for most of the day and I slept until about 6 PM...

Spring break is going swimmingly thus far... ya'll be easy...