CP3

Even though it's damn-near blasphemous for me to say this: Chris Paul (a former WF Demon Deacon) is one of my favorite players in the L... homie does work, real talk... but why is his hairline continuously on spring break? That shit STAYS on lean for real... now, I'm not hating because my hairline goes on mini-vacations at certain points in time as well, but this dude is in the NBA... that shit stays looking retarded like Sean Penn in "i am sam"... come on, B... I don't care if you're the 12th dude on the bench, you're still making more than enough money to get a decent edge up... so unless you stay in like Utah or Oklahoma City, I know they have a decent barber in your city... you need to get that shit rectified... dude can dress his ass off though... (pause)