Tuesday, June 16, 2009

VH1's Rap Wives

So I peeped this the other night and I didn't know that Mos Def was married... somehow I completely missed that one... definitely didn't figure she'd be an ex-stripper or that they'd get married within four days of meeting each other... kinda bananas...

I think Paul Wall's wife was the coolest and probably the most likely to succeed as a marriage... she just had a way about her that let you know she wasn't gonna take no shit but you could also see that they really loved each other and she wasn't just with him for the gwap... plus when he goes on tour for a long time, she and the kids go with him... she making sure to keep the groupies away... LOL

Big Pun's wife and kids just ummmm... I don't even know... her story was sad... she was with Pun while he was beating her and shit... and then she talked about how he had come around and was being the guy she fell in love with again... but then he passed... it was sad... then she couldn't get any of the money from royalties so now she's dead broke... but when they were talkin' about living in shelters and whatnot, the first thing that popped in my head is "they look like they eatin' good, though..." LOL... I'm seriously not trying to be mean, just sayin'...

DMX's wife was a little weird to me... but then again, I guess one would have to be weird to be married to DMX... lol... she just seemed surprised that he cheated and I just can't understand that... or any other rapper's wife for that matter... your man is gone for MONTHS at a time and pussy is just getting thrown at him left and right... he doesn't even have to work for that shit like a regular nigga... you gotta expect him to be out getting some pussy... I don't know... I'm not a cheater... never have really wanted to... I mean, yeah the thought has crossed my mind but I've never ever really been serious about fucking somebody else while I was in a relationship... I'd probably be scared to death... LOL... but I mean, "groupies" have a term for a reason... LOL... this isn't just like an occasional occurence... this shit happens every night... even a no-name nigga can get cooch off a chick just so she can say she fucked somebody famous...

Shit, Irv Gotti gets major pussy... that nigga ain't even a fucking rapper, B... lol... he just a regular dude who makes beats who just happens to be famous (a little less famous nowadays)

I remember when I first started doing poetry, people were like "oh you're gonna get so much pussy..." LOL... frankly, my numbers haven't increased too much (at least not due to poetry) and I can't imagine that they would... women do seem to have a thing for artists (of all kinds, not just music...) Maybe a woman can explain this fascination with having sex with a famous person and/or artist...


Ya'll be easy...

2 comments:

  1. I mean, I plan on having sex with Antonio Banderas not because he's famous, but if I ever saw him on the street and he wasn't famous...I'd have sex with him.

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