Double-You-Tee-Eff #64

So, I'm at the gym just finished working out... I work out by myself and I listen to music the whole time so I'm usually unaware of what's going on around me... the only time I even pay attention to other people is if they're using a piece of equipment I need to use or something like that... but anyway, I do my workout and head to the locker room... I'm sitting down on the bench inside, tired as hell...

After a few minutes, this guy comes up to me and is like "Hey, I saw you pushing all that weight... you must be strong as hell... what was that? 600 on the leg press...?"

Now my first thought is, who the hell watched another dude so closely to know how much weight they're putting up...? I just kinda shrugged it off and replied "Yeah, it was close to that... just trying to get back in shape because I wanna play football next spring..."

So he replies "Well, you're certainly gonna get there if you keep working out like that..."

I gave a small chuckle and replied "Yeah..." thinking that's the end of the conversation... it's at this moment that I look up... this 50-something, white dude is butt ass naked... I mean naked... not boxers, not socks, nothing... just sitting here talking to me like we're old pals or something...

So it's at this moment that I turn away like "Why doesn't this nigga have any clothes on...?" and I proceed to gather my things, hoping he'll take the hint and go back to his locker... but he keeps talking... so now I'm sitting here just frozen... I don't know what to do... I mean, I don't want somebody to walk in like "Why is he sitting here talking to this old ass naked guy?" but I didn't wanna be rude either...

Then I looked around and it was a bunch of other dudes walking around naked and talking like that shit was cool too... I was like what the fuck?!? It was just a weird situation... eventually he stopped telling me about the big game back in '66 or whatever he was talking about and left... I damn-near ran to the smoothie counter... LOL...

Has anybody else ever been in a weird situation like this?