The Top 10 Annoying Habits of Women

The homie over at undressingHER put up a post about his top 10 most annoying habits about women... I agree with the homie quite frankly... all of these rub me the wrong way in at least some facet... (Hard Work commentary is in italics)

10. Potty Mouths - I promise on everything, I just talked to a girl on the phone 10 minutes prior to writing this and her exact words were, “I’m hungry, I’ma get some muthafucka to bring me some muthafuckin’ food over here.” My response, “Wow, you wilding shortie. Take care.” I don’t know who told yall it was cool to curse for no reason at all, probably ya hoodrat ass mommas (yeah, BE OFFENDED), but that shit is a BAD LOOK (During sex, cursing is definitely encouraged and I'm not saying you can't let them slide out in regular conversation every now and then but when every other word is "fuck" or "shit" or "motherfuckin'" that shit is lame... you're a female, ma... act as such...)

9. Trying To Find Out What’s Wrong With Me - You are not my therapist, PAUSE. Once I tell your hard headed ass that I’m good, then leave me alone. “No, you’re not.” How are you gonna tell me when something is wrong with me? The fact that some girls keep asking me what’s wrong with me, MAKES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME (I have ALWAYS hated this shit... why can't a nigga just be? Why does something ALWAYS have to be wrong with me because I don't feel like talking... maybe I just don't feel like talking... have you considered that? No, you haven't because you're still trying to get me to talk about not talking... SMH...)

8. Indecisiveness - Make up your damn mind. Either you wanna fuck with me or you don’t. Stop complaining, leaving, then deciding 2 weeks later you need some dick. I’m always the same, it never changes unless you do something retarded, in which case I’m done with you altogether (One particular female has done this since I've known her and it's mad annoying... either love me or leave me alone... non-fiction...)

7. Bad Ass Kids - Put a leash on those rugrats. Making your kids curse and say smart shit is not cute, either. If I come over and they are all in my face, annoying me, I’m leaving. Better go work that shit out with ya baby daddy or somebody who has the patience for it. Instead of trying to find another dude to make another baby with, learn to control the ones you have (I'm one of the few dudes out there that actually doesn't mind a chick with a kid... I do however mind bad ass, back-talkin', roody-poo ass children... you can't control this lil' nigga?? I know he's your 'little angel' but if this nigga kicks the back of my ankle one more time I'm Kimbo-Slicin' this little motherfucker-- 'pre-KO Kimbo' of course-- why is he screaming about McDonalds at 11 PM...? Did you not feed him before I came over here? SMH @ your motherly instincts...)

6. Women Who Can’t/Don’t Cook - What is your purpose in life? Seriously? Yall have only been cooking and raising kids for a million years, what is the problem? If you can’t cook, you might as well go lock yourself in the closet and re-evaluate your life. I don’t care how fine you are, how good you slob me up, or about your job……if you can’t cook, you could never be my significant other (I have NEVER understood this shit... ok, first off, I'm a beast in the kitchen so I don't NEED you to cook a damn thing for me but would it hurt for you to go in the kitchen once in a while and make a nigga some breakfast that doesn't involve 2% milk or a toaster ding? Can you make gravy, babygirl? I don't mean can you pour it out of a jar and warm it up but can you take flour, butter, salt, pepper and chicken stock and make some real, homestyle gravy...? If you don't know how to cook, it's a wrap before it even begins... if you know how, but just don't, then we need to work on that...)

5. Low Self-Esteem - Get over it. How am I suppose to like you when you don’t even like yourself? I love bad bitches who KNOW they are bad bitches. They say it, they know it, they live it (I had to deal with this in relationships before and it's the worst... no other commentary needed on this one...)

4. Dumb Friends - Some ladies are great, but their friends aren’t. I don’t know why some women are attached at the hip to their girls. Think for yourself. If your girl wants to get a tattoo on her neck, that doesn’t mean you have to do it to. Now ya'll will both be 45 and looking stupid. Know when to cut someone off and just say no. Oh and NO HOOKUPS. Tell ya girls to get their own dudes. I don’t play matchmaker aka 'somebody to keep your lonely girl busy while I try to tear you out the frame'. If she’s that bored, she can join us (I find that most girls I date either 1- don't have ANY friends or 2- have the stupidest fucking friends of all time... I mean, just straight up bitter, man-hating, bad-luck-having, disrespectful, superficial, stay-hatin'-on-another-chick-ass broads... and I've never understood why people surround themselves with people like that... I understand ya'll been girls since the 4th grade but ma clearly has a chemical imbalance or something because you spend 94% of the time talking about her and her crazy ass when she's not around... why not just remove her from your friend list? Not to mention, she got one more time to keep talking about how I'm cheating on you and it's a wrap for us too because I'm tired of having the same conversation every Thursday night about where I've been...)

3. Complaining About Black Men - On average, most of the women who complain about black men haven’t dated more than 10-20 guys in their who lives. 50 TOPS. There are millions of black men that you haven’t met nor will ever meet. I’m not responsible for who cheated on you, beat you, or got you pregnant. If anything, you should complain about yourself, because you’re the one who keeps letting these wack niggas put their dicks in you. Don’t compalin about guys like me when you keep giving head to guys like me. Change yourself and that’ll change the people that are around you (I never understood why a woman would complain about a man to another man about how ALL men are no good... then why the hell are you talking to me about it? That's like me going up to one of my Asian friends and talking about how I hate how Asian people treat me and how they're all dumb as fuck but yet expect some type of sympathy... LOL... that's ass-backwards... but I digress, if you're complaining about men, it seems to me that you're making the wrong choices... I complain about women all the time but I also admit that I make bad choices with females... so it's not the same...)

2. Hypocrites - “Don’t talk to me if you ain’t making money.” Bitch please. You’re B-R-O-K-E. I saw your pictures on myspace; you were in a small ass bedroom with the mattress on the floor. Your mirror was dirty. Your designer bags are fake. Your Cartier glasses are fake (DETROIT). You still live with your momma……and she’s broke too. I pay more in taxes than you gross, but I’d still never give you a dollar (I don't understand this either... granted, the homie isn't on his paper chase quite yet but how can you talk shit about me being broke and you broke too? LOL... I mean, if you don't wanna be with me, cool... but don't act like it's something wrong with me when you're in the same fucking boat... you hit up dollar menus just like me, sweetheart... and on the side of double standards, how you gonna accuse me of cheating for wanting to go to a club or chill with one of my female friends when you're at the club every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and got male friends out the asscrack? Miss me with that shit...)

1. Talking About Other Women - I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS. One of the biggest reasons my main is my main is because she doesn’t give two fucks about other girls, well atleast she never says anything about them. Cute, ugly, fine, whatever……she doesn’t care. Forget about how men disrespect women, how about how WOMEN DISRESPECT WOMEN? Yall go so hard on eachother it’s ridiculous. All that hate is crazy. “Why would he leave me for that ugly bitch?” Well……..ummmm, maybe he doesn’t think she’s ugly. I can’t count how many times I had one girl say another girl was ugly……while the other girl was saying the same about her. Both of them were average. As far as I’m concerned, unless you’re Lauren London, you don’t get to say who’s cute or not, lol (I hate this shit myself... females are so quick to talk about another chick and I never understood why... it's like they're insecure so they think that by talking about somebody else it's gonna make them seem that much better and it never does... if you're a fly chick, then you should just know you're fly and not need to put others down or keep talking about how great you are compared to others... just be fly and let that be the end of it...)

Ending notes... I agree with the homie... women need to check alot of these issues at the door... if you don't have a man or if you keep getting into bad relationships, chances are you do two or more of these things listed...

Ya'll be easy...