So Tell Me If I'm Wrong...

So I'm a part of this volunteer thing called "Pen Friends" which is essentially where I'm a pen pal for this 4th grader named Kniphon who goes to one of the local elementary schools... they give us certain topics to talk about and last week the topic was "which animal would you like to be?" I said either a bird, a dog or a lion... (it's 4th grade stuff... what do you want me to do?) and I just got his letter today... this is what his said:

Dear Gregory,
I will be a dog or a cat, bird, snake. I love to play football in the rain because they can touch you. It is fun. I hope I meet you. I can see better than my sister. I can run faster than spores. I like to play games all night.
Your friend, Kniphon

So tell me if I'm wrong but ummmmmm... the whole thing about "playing football because they can touch you" comment is a little off-putting... I'm not trying to say lil' man is on some Stewie-type shit but that's a little 'mo isn't it? I just thought it was weird...

Maybe it's just because I'm an adult and I have the mindset of a perverted 13-year-old...



Ya'll be easy...