So I Went to This Play Tonight...

...boring as fuck, B... like, I'm never the type to fall asleep on something...

Halfway through this boring ass production of "All's Well That Ends Well" I fell asleep approximately seven times... SEVEN, my nigga... it was by far the worst play I've ever seen...

Not to mention they were trying to act like they were doing something Tony-worthy or some shit... it started at 8:00 and the dude comes on and is going over the courtesies and whatnot like don't eat in the theatre and make sure your phones are on silent and all this shit... so I'm checking my phone and putting it on silent... so at 8:00:13 some white chick proceeded to tell me that I needed to put my phone away or they would have to ask me to leave...

"Bitch, I can hear..."

It came out before I could stop it... I was honestly surprised that I said it... I wasn't trying to be rude but the dude ain't even done talking yet and you're giving me warnings about putting my phone up like I'm some child or something... I'm 24 lady and my hearing is JUST fine... she left me alone and I apologized upon leaving... but I digress...

I wish ECU would produce some of the plays I've written... I guess all the profanity and full-frontal nudity keeps them from doing so... fucking haters...



Ya'll be easy...