"fat upper pussy area"
I LOLed when I was told of this so-called term by the ever-so-hilarious Paige (who blasphemed that a McChicken from McDonald's is just as good as an Original Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A... I think not!) who had me laughing again today...
So we're having this conversation about the Gorilla Zoe tattoo post from yesterday and she tells me she's seen much worse like it's not that bad... it's a fucking dollar bill on his neck!!! On the FRONT of his neck at that... LOL... a nigga can't get a regular desk job like that... I understand he's a rapper and shit, but come B... that's right now... longevity in the rap game is like a Dook player going to the NBA and not being exposed for his garbageness... it only happens every once in a while
I LOLed when I was told of this so-called term by the ever-so-hilarious Paige (who blasphemed that a McChicken from McDonald's is just as good as an Original Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A... I think not!) who had me laughing again today...
So we're having this conversation about the Gorilla Zoe tattoo post from yesterday and she tells me she's seen much worse like it's not that bad... it's a fucking dollar bill on his neck!!! On the FRONT of his neck at that... LOL... a nigga can't get a regular desk job like that... I understand he's a rapper and shit, but come B... that's right now... longevity in the rap game is like a Dook player going to the NBA and not being exposed for his garbageness... it only happens every once in a while
(read: Grant Hill)...
All I'm saying is, a brotha can't get a job like that... LOL... and he's gone and ruined his life because he thinks he's gonna be on some LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg shit... come on B... you ain't dropped no classics yet to be thinkin' you're exempt from the pool of ones-and-dones...
But in any event, I asked her what tattoo she'd seen that was worse and she proceeds to tell me about some 500-pound-chick who has a strawberry on her titty and says "Wet & Juicy" under it or something along those lines... now I haven't seen the pictures of this tattoo (and granted it sounds kinda bad) but consider this... a titty tat can be covered up... a woman could get a cock with a large nut shooting out of it that says "I SUCK DICK FOR A LIVING" right under it and still get a damn job because she can cover it up... then PAIGE proceeds to tell me that what made it so much more disgusting was that she was trying to be sexy when, in reality, her stomach covers her FUPA... to which I respond:
"...the fuck is that?"
Apparently, it's the fat upper pussy area and then she proceeds to tell me how I need to up my lingo game because FUPA is a common term... (to probably no one else other Paige) I'd never heard of it, so I told her I'd make a blog about it... Paige needs her own damn show of random nonsense...
Ya'll be easy...
All I'm saying is, a brotha can't get a job like that... LOL... and he's gone and ruined his life because he thinks he's gonna be on some LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg shit... come on B... you ain't dropped no classics yet to be thinkin' you're exempt from the pool of ones-and-dones...
But in any event, I asked her what tattoo she'd seen that was worse and she proceeds to tell me about some 500-pound-chick who has a strawberry on her titty and says "Wet & Juicy" under it or something along those lines... now I haven't seen the pictures of this tattoo (and granted it sounds kinda bad) but consider this... a titty tat can be covered up... a woman could get a cock with a large nut shooting out of it that says "I SUCK DICK FOR A LIVING" right under it and still get a damn job because she can cover it up... then PAIGE proceeds to tell me that what made it so much more disgusting was that she was trying to be sexy when, in reality, her stomach covers her FUPA... to which I respond:
"...the fuck is that?"
Apparently, it's the fat upper pussy area and then she proceeds to tell me how I need to up my lingo game because FUPA is a common term... (to probably no one else other Paige) I'd never heard of it, so I told her I'd make a blog about it... Paige needs her own damn show of random nonsense...
Ya'll be easy...
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