And the Winner of W.o.M.'s Final Haiku Battle is...

...not me...

2nd place this time... it's my own fault... my very last Haiku was the deciding factor... I swept the first round... 5 total votes out of 6... the second round, I got the first match... shorty got the second match... third match was for all the marbles... I don't know why but I dropped a joint about people wearing knockoff sneakers not being fly and I think that kinda lost some people because I'm sure more than a few of those people either wear them or didn't connect with why I thought it was wack (everybody's not a sneakerhead like me) but in any event, I got 2nd place... and if I had remembered to write some haikus beforehand (I used a bunch of old ones) I think I would've won... oh well... I'm gonna write at least one haiku everyday from now until the next battle which will be some time in August/September... so I'll have well over a hundred joints by then... I'm determined to win EVERY, SINGLE HAIKU BATTLE next year...

And I'm FINALLY auditioning next week so I can become an official member... I still need help on the stagename...

"weLL SaiD"

or

"Just Sayin'"

I still need suggestions...

Ya'll be easy...