How To Cheat on Your Girlfriend from Langston Shaw on Vimeo.
Saw this over on Vimeo and it was actually pretty interesting and honest... it caught my eye because I actually wrote a poem by the same title a few years back and wanted to make sure niggas hadn't ripped my shit off (if you're wondering, they didn't... LOL) if you've got the attention span, peep the flick (it's 20 minutes)
I've been a huge fan of this dude ever since he came to Cincinnati because he seems to encompass this innate loyalty and always seemed like a quality guy... however, today this dude did the fucking unthinkable... he's gonna coach at Notre Dame... and not only is he going to coach, he's going to leave his team NOW and start coaching immediately... what part of the game is this?!?!! The season is not over yet... there's one game left... did he forget that? No, he just prefers to be a bitch and leave now... and this to me, presents two VERY major problems with college football (besides the obvious complications with the BCS nonsense...)In all the hoopla of graduating, I almost forgot the season starts in like three months... I gotta get in playing shape... I'm thinking about getting at least two of these (home and away) but I would definitely welcome a third if my gwap was right... jawns are $140 a piece...
That beat is so hypnotic, B... been waiting for this jawn for a minute and it wasn't too bad... shorty in the video is ridic...
Ok, where do I begin with this one...? If you were uncertain at all, let me reassure you that I am a good man when it comes to relationships... I cook, I clean, I rub feet, I'm not disrespectful, I try my best not to start arguments over little dumb shit, I do whatever I can do (read: "in my means") to make my woman happy... and most importantly, I'm honest about my flaws...
Enter this lady here... ungrateful... and it's not like this is my first encounter with this type of chick because it's not... I remember dealing with one particular situation back in 04 where I was talking to this chick... and she basically told me that her ex used to hit on her, used to cheat on her, wasn't working, wasn't in school, wasn't trying to do for her... now, me being the man that I am, told her that I was willing to do whatever it took to keep a smile on her face... this wasn't some bullshit to get some ass or anything like that... I genuinely liked this girl... six months go by and things are going ok... we're chillin'... never really arguing and she sees that I'm doing all the things that I said I would... that's when it happens, her ex calls and tells her he wants another try... without even thinking about it, she says yes... then proceeds to call me months later and tell me that they're getting married and she's pregnant by this dude and she's so happy (yeah, like I wanted to hear that shit...) and the same thing just kept happening to me throughout other relationships in the following years and it really had me thinking "should I just be a fucking asshole to keep these women happy? Because whatever I'm doing isn't working..."
These are the things I don't understand about women... I have friends who will KNOW that a dude is no good for her but will stand by him through whatever... he cheated on you so you start doing all the freaky things that you're sure he's getting from the other chick on the side so he won't feel the need to deal with her anymore... he doesn't work but you buy him all types of shit and say not to worry, you'll hold him down... he doesn't cook or clean but you're making this dude five-course meals AND cleaning up the kitchen afterwards while he sits on the couch playing PS3 and IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE...
Meanwhile, you have a good dude somewhere in your midst... you might work with him, he might be a friend you've known for a while, just might be somebody you went to high school with that you've reconnected with... he does everything a good man is supposed to do... pays his own bills, takes care of his kids (if he has them), goes to work EVERYDAY, has several degrees in whatever field he's in and still has the potential to be even greater than he already is... he's always been polite with you and will bend over backwards just to see that you're taken care of, no matter the situation... however, this guy can't get a chance with you because you're still waiting for the "real" him to come out... and this doesn't make any sense...
Ladies, listen... there are GOOD MEN out there... let me repeat it for the hard of hearing and partially blind: THERE ARE GOOD MEN OUT THERE... you keep ignoring us (well not me, because me and Nicole are still together despite the bullshit... LOL) and it's not fair... stop assuming that every man out there who appears to be a good man isn't... there are some genuine good men out there who would love nothing better than to be everything you want and need out of a relationship... but you're jeopardizing your own happiness by talking and acting crazy...
Me and Darren are always talking about relationships and one thing that keeps coming up is a woman's ungratefulness... it seems that a woman would rather complain about what she has instead of simply just leaving and going towards something greater... (NOTE: this is not to say that a woman shouldn't work for her relationship... I'm not saying that at all... but if, day in and day out, you're complaining about your man's bullshit whether it be his laziness, unwillingness to work, physical or mental abuse, there is NO need at all to fight for this relationship... there is NO purpose at all...)
And I know I've touched on this subject before but women are simply not getting it... I get more texts/calls about a man fucking up than anything else... with the exception of Tunisha (who has gotten her a good man just like I hoped she would) I can't think of too many of my women friends who can talk about one good man they've dealt with all year long and that's fucking depressing... however, I wonder how many of these women are bringing it on themselves by dealing with fucking losers instead of dealing with a good dude...
The bottom line is this: women like the chick in this video are on my fucking nerves... don't expect sympathy from me if you continue to deal with a dude you know is no good... you have no one to blame but yourself! If you know of a good dude and you think that you can make a relationship work with him (because not all good dudes are compatible with every good woman) then hop on that nigga (figuratively not literally... even though that might be a way to go) because if you don't, a smarter, probably more attractive woman will... and that's real fucking talk... before you go on talking about how there are no good men and that you keep dating losers... ask yourself why that is... are you simply putting up with a man just so you can say you have one or do you genuinely see potential in him? If it's the former, then L-E-A-V-E immediately... If it's the latter, by all means, deal with his no-good ass until he turns into something... but don't be surprised if it doesn't happen...
To my good dudes out there, just like the judge said towards the end: "don't let triflin' women change who you are..." Ya'll be easy...
I was over at The Industry Shakedown and I came across this video... two minutes of extra hilariousness...
LOL, three questions: 1) how many people are jerking off in the shower for this to be a major cause for concern? 2) how do they know that semen is the thing that's caking up the works? 3) what the fuck are semen related costs and why are they into the thousands?
I saw this the other night and forgot to comment on it... I know there's a lot of LBJ haters out there (I used to be one back in high school so I completely understand) but you can't deny who the dude is... a 24-year-old who does what he loves and enjoys himself doing it... I've always been a fan of the Cavs doing what they can to enjoy themselves (the dancing, the fake camera poses, etc) becausde it's funny and you can tell they're doing it ONLY to entertain themselves and not to showboat... not to mention that the season is a grind, B... they have to do what they can to keep their spirits up...
Enter Noah, who's upset that his team is getting slaughtered at the hands of the Cavs, calling LeBron a bitch at the free-throw line because he was, once again, dancing... my feelings are this: if you don't like him dancing, make sure to beat his team so that they don't feel like dancing... bottom line... don't be mad because LeBron is having a good time and it seems like it's at your expense...
Let's not even bring into the fact that LeBron would fucking body this dude... LOL... LeBron runs 260-270, B... Noah is frail as hell... I can't imagine dude is over 200 lbs (according to NBA.com, he's 6-11, 230... I'd love to see that nigga actually stand on a scale and have it come back at 230 *PAUSE*) and yeah I know that height and weight don't always matter when it comes to fighting but let's be serious... Noah doesn't want it with LeBron... that's why when LBJ walked over, he was still sitting, still jawing off like a bitch... and his team STILL lost by double-digits... SMH...
So I was over at 100K's blog and I came across the trailer for this movie... looks like a Training Day X The Departed type mash-up... but definitely looks like it's worth viewing...
Once I start up the new site, I think I'm gonna do something similar to this each week... real talk...
"X"
"NT Knows"
All of these are super-official... can't wait to cop... support the movement here
Tim Duncan: Dude is just a boring ass player and everything about him just annoys me... it could stem from him going to Wake Forest and as you all know I'm a DIE-HARD UNC fan... 
Tony Romo: this is actual Darren's fault (and I'm almost ashamed to admit this) because we play Madden all the time and he always gets the Cowboys and Tony Romo (who's a decent enough player) is fucking UNSTOPPABLE on this fucking game... LOL... I mean, this dude is NOT this fucking nice in real life... and so ever since, I've developed a serious hate for this dude... like everytime he's on the television or anytime ESPN slurps him for having a 300-yard game, it just grows more and more...
New York's mom: And lastly, this bitch (and I hate to call her or any woman that but let's be serious... she's a bitch) was the very first member of this group... I just don't understand her problem... and what's even more annoying are people that will say some shit like "I like her 'cuz she's real..." Just what the fuck is so real about her? The fact that she says things without ANY facts at all and chooses to use that as a reason to feel a certain way about a person? Evertime she came on TV I would just cringe... everything about her is wack...
Nobody cheered harder for Rashad when he knocked out Chuck Liddell... but I watched the marathon of The Ultimate Figther today and dude was just being an overall pussy... always talking about what a bitch Rampage is but constantly goading him and talking shit... now if you know me well enough, you know how I feel about shit talking when it comes to fighting... quite frankly, I don't see the point in it... I hate when a dude will go up to somebody and say what they're GONNA do instead of just fucking doing it... now it's one thing, if somebody's in your face and you say "ayo, back up before I slump your ass..." but it's quite another to say "I'll beat your ass" and then wait for your boys to come and break it up in an attempt to look tough... and to me, that's what Rashad was doing... homie was just on some attention-whore shit... like Rampage wouldn't even be talking to dude or talking about him and he would just come in talking about how he ain't scared of him and he's a bitch and all this other silly ass shit that doesn't even prove anything... it was just lame... so all that being said, he's now on the list...
So I was over at the homie Vic's blog (follow him) and I came across this video and I'm sad to say I had NEVER seen this jawn... it's always crazy when you're from a place that's not known to the entertainment industry and then something like this pops up... just like when Petey Pablo had his jawn a while back, it was crazy to see places that you've been a million times on a music video... in any event, just thought I'd post it up... (I'm sure Vic knows how it is... we rep the same place... LOL) ya'll be easy...
I had a whole shitload of comments for this but I'ma just leave it alone... let me just say this: I wish a motherfucker would...
Everytime I see this dude he has more and more random ass tattoos... I guess errbody wants to be Weezy these days...
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