Brian Kelly, You'z a Bitch-Ass Nigga...

For the record, FUCK NOTRE DAME... (yeah, I said it...) There has been entirely too much bitch-ass-ness going on in relation to Charlie Weis leaving (ahem, being fired from...) Notre Dame... I understand all about the prestige of coaching at this school... all the mystique that's involved with it but let's be serious... Notre Dame is far from being the powerhouse they used to be... they lost to UConn this year, B... the University of Connecticut beat the Fighting Irish this year... do you understand how ridiculous that is? But in any event, let's move past this season... they haven't done shit for a long time now... after three coaching changes, nobody's brought back the eliteness that they possessed in years past... however, ever since it was announced that Weis was leaving, there's been almost as much coverage on who the next coach would be as there has been coverage on Tiger Woods... ok... maybe not THAT much but still... entirely too much coverage in my opinion...

Enter Brian Kelly

I've been a huge fan of this dude ever since he came to Cincinnati because he seems to encompass this innate loyalty and always seemed like a quality guy... however, today this dude did the fucking unthinkable... he's gonna coach at Notre Dame... and not only is he going to coach, he's going to leave his team NOW and start coaching immediately... what part of the game is this?!?!! The season is not over yet... there's one game left... did he forget that? No, he just prefers to be a bitch and leave now... and this to me, presents two VERY major problems with college football (besides the obvious complications with the BCS nonsense...)

First off, stop slurping Notre Dame... this shit has seriously gone on long enough... it's the equivalent of North Carolina going through ten mediocre seasons but everybody's constantly trying to coach there... how far and for how long can prestige carry you amidst mediocrity? I just don't get it...

Secondly, STOP HIRING COACHES UNTIL THE FUCKING SEASON'S OVER... too often, a team will fire it's coach and then have this mad dash to hire another one like all the good ones are gonna be gone in the time between the regular season ending and the bowls coming to conclusion... we're talking about three weeks... THREE FUCKING WEEKS... I mean, have some tact... it's one thing to leave your school to coach elsewhere especially when you consider it a promotion... however, it's quite another to leave your school while the season is still going on and disregard them like a stepchild simply because some second-tier team asks you to... it's disloyal like a motherfucker... it's like dating a girl who cleans you up, helps you fix your credit, pays for you to get through school and then you drop her for the first big butt in a skirt a month before you get married... that shit is ALL the way fucked up...

Brian Kelly, you're a bitch, real talk...