Lesbians

Why do lesbians use dildos? I mean, if they like girls so much, why do they use a penis-like object to get off? Why not just let a dude beat it up? If you're gonna say you're a lesbian you should only be regulated to cunnilingus... a girl digging your guts out with a strap-on shouldn't make you a lesbian...

The same can be said for dudes... if you got a girl and ya'll never have intercourse but you tell her to slide a dildo in your ass every other night, that doesn't make you hetero just cause its a girl doing it...

That's all I'm saying...