Ok, One More Thing Before I Hit the Sack...

...you know the worst shit in the world? When your damn insides itch and like you gotta cough hard and scratch your torso just to make that shit feel better? I swear that shit isn't cool... I need somebody to come up with an inside-scratcher... you know like a back-scratcher but for your insides... just a thought... somebody does that shit, I'll buy two for everybody in my family... real talk...