Double-You-Tee-Eff #1

So I'm sitting here watching the marathon, cuffing a water bottle and chillin'... and my uncle comes in to fix the heater.... I'm not paying it no mind and then i hear something that sounds like paper ripping... me being the inqusitive (or as Nicole calls it 'nosey') person that I am, I look around like what in the world was that...? I don't see any paper or notice anything out of the ordinary plus my uncle doesn't make a move, so I figure I'm trippin' and ignore it... but then the smell hits me...

This nigga just farted... and didn't even say excuse me...!! what kinda of inconsiderate shit is that, B...? ten seconds later, he leaves the room like ain't shit happen and i'm left there to inhale this noxious shit... the fuck man?