Quote of the Day

While almost hitting this random white lady in traffic:

"Yeah, that's right bitch! I'm from Fayetteville!"--Nicole

She's fucking hilarious...

Kevin Hart

Ayo, I don't know when it's coming on again, but this fucking Kevin Hart special on Comedy Central is fucking hilarious... he had me in this bitch cryin' for real...

Masturbation

So I get this random text from Paige who's telling me how her uncle and aunt just caught her 16-year old cousin watching some sex show, movie, something...

And at first I was like "wow, that sucks" because, I mean... ok, we're all adults here... can you imagine how horrifying it must be to be in the middle of getting a nut and then your parents bust in on you, like "what's the fuck's going on here?!?" Yo, I wouldn't jerk off again until I had my own house... lol... I am dead ass... but then she tells me that the parents had something recorded on DVR and they could tell somebody had watched it and I guess shorty was the only person in the crib...

Isn't that their own fault?

Can they really be mad about some shit THEY recorded and she just happened to watch...? She was probably just going through the DVR looking at random shit... Hannah Montana, Drake and Josh, 47 episodes of Spongebob Squarepants...

Hmmmm... Big Booty Hoes in Leather Part III? Never seen that one before... and BAM!

Ass and titties everywhere...

But that's not HER fault... her parents fucking recorded it... the first porno I ever watched (well the first CLEAR one... because back in the day, I used to watch it on channel 99... that was the flick channel but it was like scrambled and shit... so like, you'd have to wait like until a random moment and you might see a titty or some pubic hair... you could still hear the audio really clear though... I guess that's what I got out of it... that sounds really pathetic now that I look back on it... but I was like eleven or twelve years old, so sue me... anyway, I digress; wow, I'm sharing entirely too much information right now) well, like I was saying... the first porno I ever watched was when I was going through all the VHS tapes in the crib... and this was back in the day where people recorded movies on blank VHS tapes... so sometimes, you never knew what was on something until you actually put in the VCR (yes, this was like 1998 before DVD and Blu-ray players) and watched it...

So imagine my surprise when one day, I had literally put in every tape just to see something different... it was a boring ass weekend and I had nothing to do... so I put in this tape... I can't remember what it was called but it was your average name like The Cowgirl or something... it wasn't anything blatantly nasty like today's porno titles... so, of course, I sat there and watched it... nobody else was around... my sisters were outside with Lil' Mark and my mom was at work, so me being the inquisitive 13-year-old I was, you damn right I watched it...

Now the funny part about this story is that the title on the tape was DEFINITELY written in my mother's handwriting... so if I were to get caught, could she really blame me? It's not like I went through her things and found it... that shit was right there with all the other VHS tapes... now, of course I didn't get caught and I watched that shit for like two hours, I think... and it was a magnificent experience... I remember the girl-on-girl scene made my ears so hot, I had to turn the shit off for a second (girl-on-girl has since lost its luster... it's just not the same anymore...)

So in my opinion, it's her parents own fault that she got caught up on some sex shit... it's not like there's no other ways to conceal your porn stash... you got that shit on the DVR... really? Parents are full of shit sometimes... Paige talkin' about "they're grown and married... they can do what they wanna do..."

Man, miss me with that bullshit... she's a fucking teenager... of course, she's gonna be curious about shit... if her parents didn't want her to see it, then they shouldn't have put it on something like the damn DVR... frankly, I don't understand porn stashes anyway, because anytime I'm trying to rub one out, I got the internet that can provide me with any type of porn I might be feeling like seeing at the moment... black girls, white girls, fat girls, skinny chicks, MILFs... what the fuck do I need a DVD for? That shit will get boring after the first watch because I know exactly what's going to happen and when it's going to happen... where's the suspense? I know exactly when they're gonna switch positions... when she's gonna stop with the fellatio... it's just... ionno... I have to look at something different each time or it's just boring...

Guess that's just me... damn, I'm really tellin' ya'll too much information... but in any event, if you don't want your kids to watch porn, then don't fucking supply it for them... at least she's not being a fast-ass like I was at 16... I was doing ENTIRELY too much fuckin' by then...

Ya'll be easy...

Spoken Word

What's good ya'll?

I know I've been slackin' hard on the posts this weekend but it's only because I've been so focused on this spoken word thing... I mean, I have this audition in two weeks and then, possibly, the showcase so I'm just trying to make sure everything is perfect... and seeing as how I've never really done this before, I've been watching mad videos of Def Poetry Jam on YouTube, trying to get my whole stage presence down and whatnot... so I apologize for being so inconsistent with the posts as of late... I just really wanna do a good job... I hope ya'll understand... and well, if not, fuck you because I'm still gonna do my thing...

In any event, I'm probably done posting for the day but expect a few tomorrow and we'll be back to regularly scheduled programming as the school week comes back around...

Ya'll be easy...

Oh Yeah, Almost Forgot...

So last night before I had the tragedy with my phone, I attended a meeting for Word of Mouth, the spoken word organization here at ECU, and I must say I was dumb impressed... like, these people sound like they could have easily been on Def Poetry Jam, they were that good...

I just started writing spoken word about three months ago (my first poem was about eating pussy, if you can believe it) and I'm really hoping to be a part... I have to attend three meetings and then audition, but if I make it, there's a showcase on the 20th that I would love to be a part of... I think people will like my first joint... it's entitled "Us"...

So ya'll pray for a brotha and hope that he knocks their socks off... this is my first venture into performing on a stage (since like 3rd grade anyway... lol) so I hope I can do a good job... I'll try to youtube the performance if I can so ya'll can feel me and my message...

I'm out...

Updates, Updates, Updates...

Ok, the fiasco with my phone is taken care of for the moment... besides a little water damage, it seems to be working fine...

I had the interview with Expressions today and I think it went well... I didn't get the vibe like "hell nah, we not gonna hire this nigga" so hopefully by Wednesday of next week, they call and tell me I got it...

I really need to do laundry...

I was hoping to FINALLY get some much needed things this weekend but the people with this ECU debit card are officially on my nerves... finally got the card and it wouldn't work when I tried to activate it... So I call customer service to see what's going on and they tell me the account's been closed... well of course it's been closed, I just got back to school... so, Vickie or whatever her name was, tried to activate it for me... in order to open it back up, I have to send a picture of my driver's license or SSN card in for verification... which takes one business day if I upload it to the computer... so that means, once I upload it on Monday, the funds will be there on Tuesday... awesome... on the other hand, I did find out that I have an extra $286 dollars on the account so at least that's a good thing... might be able to get that new phone... but we'll see...

Also, I think I'm going to deactivate my Facebook for a minute... it's personal reasons why and I really don't wanna get into it on here, so don't ask about it... it'll only be for a few weeks though, I think... probably after spring break, I'll consider opening it back up...

Ummmmmmm... other than that... I'm good... my roommate's gone for the weekend so you know what that means... PPPPAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!!! Nah, I'm lyin'... I'll be sitting in my room looking at YouTube all weekend most likely since I don't have any FUCKING MONEY!!! THANK YOU ECU DEBIT CARD!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

But I digress... I'm about to hit up the cafe for my first meal of the day (I don't wanna hear it Nicole) and then I don't know... sit in my room and sulk about being broke...

Ya'll be easy...

I'm Not Having Much Luck This Evening...

Finally got my refund check in... had to wait on the debit card...

Got the debit card... shit doesn't wanna activate...

I just don't know what's going on right now but it needs to be fixed... this is bullshit...

Am I Not Allowed to Forget?

Why is it if I can't recall EXACTLY what somebody said, then I wasn't listening? Maybe I just forgot... am I not allowed to forget? You don't remember everything that people say to you!

If you did, you'd be getting straight As in school and are you? Hell no the fuck you aren't... give me a damn break already...

OH I AM OFFICIALLY PISSED OFF!!!

I just dropped my MOTHERFUCKING PHONE in the toilet...

it's a wrap for this shit...

if I even put the battery in it, that shit starts sizzling like bacon...

this is some
BULLSHIT

Can a Nigga Get a 'God Bless You'?

So I'm in the computer lab doing my Hard Work, Where the World Goes When I Close My Eyes thing... checking emails and the like... when I have to sneeze...


Ah-Ah-AH-AH-CHOO!!!


Not a soul says anything... why you bitch-ass niggas! Nobody can say "bless you, man?" What kinda shit is that? I always say bless you... it's just the polite thing to do... fuckin' ECU man... I swear niggas out here could give a fuck if you fell off the top of a building and hit the sidewalk headfirst... they'd just step over you and then mumble "Gosh, I wish this asshole would stop laying in the middle of the walkway, bleeding to death... doesn't he know people have to get to class?"





I hope each one of you motherfuckers gets hit by the PURPLE bus and nobody moves a muscle...

Money DOES Matter!!

Why is it the ones always talking about money doesn't matter are the motherfuckers with it all? Like they wouldn't slit their fucking throats if their millions were taken away...

MONEY MATTERS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!

I don't think the more money you have, the happier you'll be necessarily, but I don't know many people who couldn't use more money... speaking of that, I'm PSYCHED to be getting my stimulus check... fuck what all them other niggas is talkin' about... I cannot WAIT, my nigga!! I'm going to spend it frivilously, of course (I'm getting my sleeve finished... it's already been decided) and I'll probably cop some clothes... why? Because I can... could I spend it other ways? Sure could, but I'm not going to...

People keep saying I should save it... for what? What if I get hit by a bus tomorrow? Now that money is just gonna be out there sitting... now, I'm not saying it's the case ALL the time because it's certainly not... I probably give more money away than I spend on myself... but this check, I'm definitely spending on some pure, unadulterated

BULLSHIT...

I've been, what you call, poor-as-fuck all my life... I'm just now getting 'basics' that other people have had for the longest... like a winter coat... a computer... I didn't get a cell phone until I was 19 and I paid for it myself... I know people that get them when they're fucking 8 years old... now I know you shouldn't compare what you have to what others have, I'm just doing it for the contrast purposes of this blog... I hate when people act like I'm not supposed to have anything I want... I don't have any bills... so why can't I spend it on some frivilous shit? I got plenty of time to be responsible and spend all my money on bills, taxes, car notes, etc.

Let a nigga live!

LET ME LIVE!!

If you don't think money matters, send me $1,000 and shut the fuck up...

Oral Sex

"ATTENTION ALL PUSSY LICKERS AND DICK SUCKERS: the rate of your business has gone up 50%. Don't give out any free jobs. Send to 10 workers and you'll get a promotion!"

Ok, first off... stop sending me stupid ass forwards like this as text messages... like... this one isn't good at all... I get some that are funny (Shonna and Quett stay looking about with the funny ones)... but I never forward them out to anybody else anyway, so stop forwarding them to me... and this shit is just stupid... like... what is it supposed to even mean? Make people pay to get their pussy licked? Where's the fun in that? I mean, if you want to give a nigga a few dollars afterwards, then by all means, slide a brotha the credit card number...

But to ask for money? Sounds a little like prostitution to me...

And I'm not prudish by a long shot... oral sex is great, both giving and receiving, but this is just... dumb... lol... not to mention, the main ones who'll be asking for money ain't even doin' that good a job... biting and gnawing and shit... I digress... let me get off this subject before I get to into it...

And, yeah, this is way on the other side of the spectrum, but stop sending me these messages saying "God is going to strike you down if you don't send this forward to 20 people in 5 minutes... THIS IS A TEST!!" Come on B... miss me with that... I got way more sins I'm committing than not forwarding some text some asshole decided to send me because they think it makes them look 'sanctified.'

Ya'll be easy...

W.A.N.T.E.D.

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YOU'RE ALL WELCOME!!

Expand Your Vocabulary: Acquiesce

ac-qui-esce [ak-wee-es]
–VERB (used without object), -esced, -escing.

*to assent tacitly; submit or comply silently or without protest; agree; consent

*to rest satisfied, or apparently satisfied, or to rest without opposition and discontent (usually implying previous opposition or discontent); to accept or consent by silence or by omitting to object; -- followed by in, formerly also by with and to.

*to concur upon conviction; as, to acquiesce in an opinion; to assent to; usually, to concur, not heartily but so far as to forbear opposition.


synonyms: submit; comply; yield; assent; agree; consent; accede; concur; conform; accept tacitly

Sun Chips Peppercorn Ranch

Ayo, these joints go HARD!! I had some today and I think this is my permanent choice for chips... they are literally SHITTING on all the other kinds of chips out there... Chee-tos? Nah, fuck you nigga... Doritos? Only on weekends when nobody else is around... you're a jump-off now!! These are my main joints from now on... pick up a bag...

PLUG OVER.

Timbaland & Magoo

Mannnnnn... this CD brings back crazy memories... when I got out of classes today I started playing "Up Jumps the Boogie" for some reason and decided to put it on repeat while I typed up a blog or two... before I knew it, I had played that shit for like an hour straight... lol... Magoo was dumb underrated and just the overall musicality (I think that's a word... lol) of the album was bananas... I want this Timbaland to come back... his beats were crazy back then...

Texts Are Working Again...

Text away...

Double-You-Tee-Eff #11

And they have the nerve to talk about black people getting heart disease from eating soul food? This is just ridiculous...

The Bacon Explosion

You can't be serious with this one... it's bacon and BBQ sauce, covered in sausage and covered in more bacon... I wish I could make this stuff up... lol... who's eating this?!? You gotta have 911 on speed-dial, B! I mean, to be honest, stuff like this scares me... and this is coming from a person who once ate a whole XL philly-steak-and-cheese pizza from Domino's... but that was nothing compared to this... just think about all the salt!!! OMG... why would a person do this to themselves?

The fuck?

Dook LOST!!!

#1 team in the country MY ASS!!!

In other college basketball news, this team won again...

Like my boy Jeezy would say "Ha haaaaaaaaaa!"

What Do You REALLY Want?

Do any of us really want anything before we see somebody else with it first? For example, I've seen the truck below a million fucking times... I was really indifferent on it... I didn't think it was ugly really, but I didn't think it was hot either...

Then I saw a motherfucker put 24s on that shit and then that truck was FLY as FUCK to me!! And it's not that I want one now or anything like that, but I take notice to them now...

And it's like, do any of us really want the things we want before somebody else wanted it first...? Another example, I see people walking between classes all the time and they'll be on their iPod or whatever... and I've always wanted an iPod... but now, I want one just so I can have something to do between classes... because most often, I don't have shit to do (that's usually why I blog) lol... maybe it's just me (and I wouldn't be surprised if it was) but it's rare that I come across something I like that another motherfucker didn't like first... I mean, I'm not a hypebeast or anything (that's a dick rider for something that's not even that hot... at least, I think that's how it's defined now... LOL) but like, usually it takes me to see somebody have something or rock something in order for me to really get a subjective look at it...

Or maybe I'm just lame... yeah... that's probably what the hell it is...

Ya'll be easy...

Spades vs. Poker

Why is poker a sport now? Why does it make people so much money? It's a fucking card game... and not even a fun one at that... shit, you lose more than you win... that's the opposite of a sport, isn't it?

If poker is such a major game these days, why can't spades be on that level? I'm a hell of a spades player... shit, put me on ESPN and I guarantee you it's more entertaining than poker... poker only gets exciting when somebody goes all in... other than that, it's boring as shit... not to mention, it moves at a fucking snails-pace because these assholes take twenty minutes before they decide to throw a fucking chip on the board...

Spades is fast-paced as a motherfucker... shit when the game drags, people ALWAYS call you out... and let a motherfucker renege and see what happens to that ass... can you imagine the highlights? Somebody got fucking Rock-Bottom'd because they had to pass them three books over to the other team...? That's good television...

And the commentary would just be hilarious...
Jim: "Oh, Tyrone, bid four books and he only got three, that's going to hurt them in the later rounds."
Bob: "You're absolutely right Jim. Tyrone had the Ace, King and Queen of diamonds, but he also had four other diamonds and just one spade. Just what was he thinking there?"
Jim: "I'm not sure Bob, but he doesn't wanna make that mistake again. His teammate, Sharonda, is fuming right now. She hates to not make a hand. Losing sixty points is not going to put a smile on ANYONE'S face."
Bob: "Got that right, Jim. Ok, Otis is dealing the next hand, let's get back to the action."

Ayo, I'd watch that shit... real talk... make it happen ESPN!!

I Think I'm Gaining Weight...

I don't know what the hell is going on, but I feel like I'm bigger than I was when I left home... when I was home, all we ate was fried chicken, potatoes, rice and other starchy foods, not to mention we had soda with like everything, so I was expecting to gain weight because I was eating bad and not really doing shit during the day... matter of fact, I think I was the biggest I'd ever been... until now...

I caught a glimpse of myself in a reflection today and I looked big as fuck... and I assure you, I been drinking nothing but water for the good part of 28 days... this shit is crazy... I mean, I wasn't expecting to lose alot of weight especially since I haven't been able to hit the gym like I had hoped but I shouldn't be GAINING shit... I don't know what it is... am I bloated or something? (though I must admit, I don't even really know what that shit is... lol) I mean, I thought maybe the dryer shrunk my clothes before but now I'm just thinking I'm a fat ass... and that concerns me... fuck it...

I'm drinking nothing but water, eating nothing but fruits and veggies... just... just fuck it!!

Yeah right... who am I kidding? I'm probably going to Chick-Fil-A tomorrow for lunch... lol... but real talk, I guess I just gotta start hitting the gym, B... I'm not even sure what I weigh... I'd probably be horrified if I stepped on a scale... I think I just gotta go back to ballin' twice a day like I was this summer... something's gotta happen... summer's gonna be here soon... can't hide underneath this big ass Akademiks sweater forever... lol...

Ya'll be easy...

Double-You-Tee-Eff #8, #9 and #10

Man Kills His Wife Because She Changed Her Status to Single
All jokes aside, I've told ya'll niggas how that Facebook shit can get you in trouble!! But apparently, this fool killed his wife because she put that she was single on her Facebook status, while he thought they were on the verge of getting back together (they had previously seperated...) shit like this makes me sad and makes me laugh at the same time... I know, I know... I'm wrong but still... in all my 808s and Heartbreaks, I've never once thought "Hey... I'm gonna kill this bitch!" Like what passes through a person's mind when the only thing they can think of is "If I can't have you, nobody can"? That shit is mad bizarre... and this is coming from quite possibly the most complex man on the face of the earth... lol... some people just have fucking issues though for real...

Bobby Valentino Tells Ne-Yo That 100 Groupies is Nothing to Him
So apparently, a while back, Ne-Yo told Big Boy that he's slayed 100 groupies over his music career... Bobby V was like "that ain't shit, Ne-Yo!" Come on, B... ok 1) I agree that 100 girls really isn't THAT much if you're Ne-Yo... I mean, come on son... this nigga could easily get 10 girls a day and still have 20 more beating his door down... 2) if you got Bobby Valentino is beating you in knockin' down groupies, that's a problem because that nigga is like 4-foot-6 or some shit... and 3) before I even hear somebody's mouth, I'm not saying that because they're men, it's ok for them to slay as many chicks as they want but the groupies are some nasty hoes... I'm sure SOME of the groupies are nasty hoes, but hey, it's all about supply and demand, give and take... somebody has to do it right? Which reminds me, Nicole said if I was a ball player, she think I'd be a ho... I probably would... but not for long... after a while, that shit gets boring...

Mom and Dad Plan and Execute Killings of Whole Family
This shit makes me sad and angry at the same fucking time... these asshole parents got fired from their jobs, decided "hey, life's tough," so we're gonna kill ourselves AND all our kids... that shit is just fucking stupid... those kids have so much life left to live... how dare you fucking take that away...? Now, I've had suicidal thoughts more than anybody I know and it's only by the grace of God, that I'm still here... and if the parents would have just killed themselves, I would have been sad, but I would have understood too... shit, life gets fucking rough sometimes... sometimes, you think the only way out is death... but there's no fucking excuse to kill kids, B... there's just not... those kids could have been the ones to cure cancer, to be the next presidents... shit, they could have just been some motherfuckin' garbage men, but the fact of the matter is, they didn't need to die... there are plenty of loving families out there that CAN'T have children and would have loved these little kids to death (no pun intended)... shit's sad, B...

THE FUCK?!?

Is There Really a Difference?

So I was having a conversation with Jaquetta last night (you know I got crazy love for you, Quett!) and we were discussing some show on MTV (I don't have a television yet, so I'm not too sure of the name) about this girl who's only slept with black dudes... but she currently has a white boyfriend and she's scared to sleep with him because of it...

And that shit was baffling to me... so according to Quett (I'm not trying to put your biz out there like that, I promise) there's a difference between being with a white dude and being with a black dude... now I won't go into details of what was said, but I never really thought about it being a noticeable difference...

I mean, I've never had sex with a white chick... (I can't even remember the last time I thought one was THAT attractive, but I digress) I just figured, they have a pussy just like black chicks, Hispanic chicks, Asian chicks and what have you... now the actual sex session might be different... you know, they might do shit in a different order than I'm accustomed to or something, I don't know... but is the actual ACT that different? Would I not get the same pleasure from a white chick than I would a Spanish broad? I just don't see how it can be that different...

And this is not about the myths of sex between the races because I think most of that is bullshit but I don't know... maybe, somebody can enlighten me... if you've got any stories to tell or just general info, let the boy Work know...

Be easy ya'll...

Happy Belated Birthday!!

Ayo, I'm so wrong for this shit...

My ex's birthday was yesterday, and I got so caught up in other things, that I didn't get a chance to wish her happy birthday...

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELISSA!!!

I think you're 26 now...? I should really know this... I'm a terrible ex... lol... we're actually on semi-good terms now, but this time last year, we weren't even talking... I had just moved out her apartment (but I was still hoping we'd get back together) and once I moved, she wouldn't take my phone calls, wouldn't really see me... and I got SOOOOOO depressed, B... then I started dating Quin in April and shit REALLY hit the fan then... but it's all behind us now... she's dating what's-his-face (I'm not trying to be an asshole, I just really can't remember dude's name) and I'm doing my own thing, so it's no issues...

But if you're reading this, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday... I'll send you some Chucks in the mail or something... LOL... or some of those accessories you're so fond of...

Ok, I gotta go or I'm gonna be late for class... I'm out ya'll...

Not Again...

My texts are messed up again... I can receive but can't send out... it's really time for a new phone (or provider if T-Mobile doesn't get their SHIT together!!!)... just call me... (if you have something to say... if not, then we'll just have to talk on Yahoo! IM)

School Updates!!!

"God's bread! It makes me mad.
Day, night; hour, tide, time; work, play;
Alone, in company; still my care hath been
To have her matched; and having now provided
A gentleman of noble parentage,
Of fair demesnes, youthful and nobly trained,
Stuffed, as they say, with honorable parts,
Proportioned as one's thought would wish a man--
And then to have a wretched puling fool,
A whining mammet, in her fortune's tender,
To answer 'I'll not wed, I cannot love;
I am too young, I pray you pardon me'!
Graze where you will, you shall not house with me.
Look to't, think on't; I do not use to jest.
Thursday is near; lay hand on heart, advise:
And you be mine, I'll give you to my friend;
And you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the streets,
For, by my shoul, I'll ne'er acknowledge thee,
Nor what is mine shall never do thee good.
Trust to't. Bethink you. I'll not be forsworn."
--Capulet (Act III, Scene V, lines 177-197)

This is the speech I had to give today for my Shakespeare class... It's only 21 lines but that shit was hard as fuck... we don't speak like that, man... Since I had a few pauses and didn't know what "forsworn" meant (I didn't know homie was gonna ask us questions!!) I got an 83... a fair grade, in my opinion... I have to do another one in March or April, so as long as I get a 100 (which I will because I'm picking my speech NOW and practicing every night up until then), it'll average out to about a 91, which is an A, so I'll take that...

I also had to take a quiz on Act V today of Romeo & Juliet (we are FINALLY done with this fucking play!) and I knocked that out the park...

I had an exam in Chemistry today and I'm pretty sure I got either a low 'A' or a high 'B'... one or two questions I was like "huh?" but for the most part, I got my answers right...

So all I have to do now is my Ethnics Studies' class which I absolutely LOVE, LOVE, LOVE... it's not everyday where you can have a class where you discuss things that actually fucking appeal to you... unlike British Literature, which is just... I don't even know how to describe that shit... I just don't care for it... although this essay I have coming up where I describe Obama's leadership qualities using quotes from Beowulf is fucking genius... that's gonna be a dope paper... I'll probably get started on that tonight or tomorrow... other than that, I just have to read Act I of Hamlet and finish my essay for Ethnic Studies and that's ALL for the whole weekend...

I'm partying this weekend, B!!!! Super Bowl Sunday, I got my refund check is coming in tomorrow or Friday, I'm getting my computer, getting an XBox 360, I ain't got homework, I ain't got no job... and I got shit to do! (Friday reference there for the fans... you know how I do!)

Oh yeah, I got a interview to write for Expressions again on Friday; it's our minority literary magazine here at East Carolina... I wrote for them back in '05 before I left but since I've come back, I figured why not see what's poppin'... plus, they pay now, so that's DOUBLE reason to get down with the team... so ya'll wish me luck on that... I think that's it with school...

Ya'll be easy...

Double-You-Tee-Eff #7

Ok, so allow me the LATE PASS on this one...

But I know by now, most people have heard about this coach getting fired because he beat another HS girl's team 100-0 just because he didn't say he was sorry for straight up demolishing this other team... now, I first heard about this story last week when it first happened and I though it was hilarious, but I just found out the coach got fired...


What the fuck for?


For doing what he was supposed to do? It's his JOB to win the game... people are mad because they were full-court pressing and shooting 3s even when they were already clearly going to win the game... that's BS... if you want them to stop shooting 3s, play some fucking defense... if you don't want them to press you, then learn how to beat the press... this is some cry-baby shit...


When I was younger, if I went to the court and somebody started bodying me in a game of 21, I can't be mad if they didn't apologize... that's what the sport is about... it's about WINNING... nobody makes those colleges apologize during the first week of the football season when teams are getting beat fucking 78-0 and shit... this shit is ridiculous...


And since both schools are Christian academies, people started bringing God into the equation saying that his coaching "does not reflect a Christ-like and honorable approach to competition." So you tellin' me God thinks it's a bad thing to blow out teams? LOL... REALLY?!? Is Jesus gonna send Tim Tebow to hell for blowing out Southeast Lousiana State in football games? Miss me with that nonsense... and the crazy thing about this whole situation is, the team that won by 100 points FORFEITED the game... you can't be serious!!! If the other team sucks, then they just suck... I'm sorry... this is just dumb...


The fuck?

So Last Night...

I'm having the worst headache that I can remember in a long time... just one of those ones that just make the back of your head throb and you just want it to go away... I considered decapitating myself just to get rid of the pain but decided that I'd rather keep my head since imminent death comes from decapitation... not to mention, this was around 11 after I'd just got back from studying... by the time I trudged up the steps to the third floor, I was like "fuck it, I'ma take a shower and hit the sack..."

Got in the shower, it was wonderful... nice, hot, relaxing, soothing... I get out, decide to check on some last minute things before I get all the way in the bed (Nicole thinks I should get this T-Mobile Google G1 phone instead of the Wing, so I thought I'd research it... I discovered later she just wants me to get it so she can play with it...) so before the website even finishes loading, I hear the most erratic, loud and annoying noise known to man...

It's a fucking fire drill.

You can't be serious... not right now!!! I was 15 minutes from slumbering away the rest of the night... So I grab a tee and some shorts and head downstairs...

5 minutes go by...
then 10 minutes...
then 15 minutes...
Oh here comes the fire department... good thing we're not all ON FIRE... we'd be fuckin' burnt to a crisp by now...
20 minutes...
FINALLY after 25 minutes and checking every suite in the dorm, they let us back in...

It was absolute torture... the last thing you wanna do when you're sleepy is stay the hell up... although that random dude telling them to hurry up because he wasn't finished jerking off before the fire alarm went off was kinda funny... it was actually really funny, I was dying laughing...

So that led to me getting to bed late around 2... but I had to get up early today for class, then when I was done around 12, I came to get some lunch from Subway but the line was fucking out of this world... so rather than stand in line and possibly falling asleep in the process, I just grabbed two slices of something at the pizzeria spot and headed back to my room... after inhaling my pizza, I hit the sack until 4:30... so that's why I'm just now blogging... I know it's weird because I usually have at least three or four up by now, but I'll probably be blogging throughout the night anyway, so it's all gravy...

Ya'll be easy...

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Click on a link and have yourself a laugh... these dudes are hilarious on NT...

Quote of the Day

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."--Plato

I Need Winter Clothing

I have no winter clothes...

Like... seriously... I have one Akademiks sweater and an LRG hoodie (which has shrunk noticeably since I washed it in these fucking ECU "top-of-the-line" washers and for some reason the zipper will not work now... thanks a bunch ECU, I appreciate the bullshit...) and that's it... other than that, I have no winter clothing... now I've come across a couple things I like but the bottom line is this...

Winter clothing is fucking expensive... with the exception of Champion hoodies (which you can get for wholesale prices) sweaters start out at like $70... I mean what kinda shit is that? Summer time is easy... $5 white tee, some $30 ball shorts and a fresh pair of sneakers and it's a done deal...

Winter time? Fucking $60-70 jeans (if you're lucky), $70 hoodie, $100 Timberland boots (for the low-low of course)... just look at the comparison... I really have no winter clothes... what the fuck?

And before we get into this whole argument about name brands, even bullshit namebrands like South Pole and Mecca start out at around 10 dollars less than all the high-price stuff, so that's not really that much of a difference if you ask me...

So anyway, I'm looking at Dr. Jays online and there's a lot of dope stuff up there for sale prices so I'ma probably hop on that this weekend and next week... (if anybody knows of any other places that sell clothing online for cheap or has a promo code, get at me) but in any event, the question I'm posing is this:
why does men's clothing cost so much more than women's clothing?

A woman can go to to a store and shop and spend like $100 and come back with a whole HEAP of hot shit... (I was watching my dude on Comedy Central the other day... that joke is still in my head) you can't say the same for dudes... (fuck you, you can't... I don't wanna hear none of that bullshit)... only thing I could shop for at a place like Target would be underwear... that's about it... meanwhile, women could cop a whole fucking wardrobe for under $300... why is it that women's clothing (and shoes for that matter) is always cheaper than men's? I'll never understand that...

Now it could be argued that women use less fabric but I don't see how that correlates when you have a $12 shirt for a woman and a $30 shirt for a guy... there's no way in hell my shirt uses twice as much fabric as yours... I refuse to believe that shit...

In any event, I need clothes so like I said... if there's any promo codes out there or any websites that sell stuff for the low-low, get at me...

Oh yeah, one more thing... I'm looking into getting some Coogi hoodies... anybody know how they run fit-wise? I don't wanna get a 3XL and that shit ends up looking like a 6XL (like Akademiks) or a fucking M (like LRG)... I appreciate it ahead of time...

Ya'll be easy...

Free Redbox Rental Promo Code

57VH9L

I do it for the community, man... LOL

Killa Season!

"I can give it back to that funny nigga if you want me to!"

This is probably my favorite scene from this movie... Funk Flex playing the disgruntled car guy had me DYING... it's so hilariously bad that it's good... if you've got some time on your hands and feel like watching a just retardedly-bad-acted movie that's still funny as shit, get Killa Season...

Jill Scott is Incredibly Beautiful

I want HER

ABCD's

A-
-Available: No, not really...
-Age: 24
-Annoyance: ignorance
-Animal: I really want a dog when I get my own spot again!
-Alcohol: I'm not even really a drinker like that but vodka's aight

B-
-Beer: That shit is gross
-Birthday: January 11th
-Best feeling in the world: this varies from day to day... so for today: orgasms
-Best weather: 75 degree weather is the shit!
-Been in Love: unfortunately
-Been on stage: Yessir... can't wait to do it again!
-Believe in Santa: Only when I'm talking to little kids...

C-
-Candy: Snickers and Twix all days
-Color: orange, black, red, green
-Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate
-Chinese/Mexican food: That's a hard one... I'd have to go with Chinese though
-Cake or pie: Cake 98% of the time
-Continent to visit: Africa
-Cheese: YES!!!

D-
-Day or Night: the freaks come out at night
-Dance in the rain: Um... why not? LOL
-Distraction: blogging or YouTube
-Drink: water and sweet tea

E-
-Eyes: brown
-Everyone's got a(n): asshole
-Ever failed a class?: LOL... yes

F-
-Full name: Gregory Tyrone Hedgepeth II
-First thoughts waking up: I gotta pee...

G-
-Greatest Fear: You don't even wanna know...
-Goals: I just wanna be happy
-Gum: Whatever gum that was that Lela's sister had that time... that shit was off the chain... I need more!!!
-Get along with your parents? LOL... sometimes
-Good luck charm: My brain
-Gym: going on Monday!!

H-
-Hair Color: black
-Height: 5-foot-8
-Happy: Eh... not so much today...
-Holiday: New Year's

I-
-Ice Cream: Butter Pecan
-Instrument: Drums

J-
-Jewelry: a nice watch and a Jesus piece
-Job: going to school is my job right now

K-
-Kids: Don't even get me started
-Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing is the shit!
-Keep a journal?: I guess this blog is my journal

L-
-Longest Car Ride: fucking 22 hours to Oklahoma... it was kinda fun though to be honest
-Love: is for suckers... yeah I said it...
-Letter: I need to write one...
-Laughed so hard you cried: last night when me and Darren were buggin' out on Dave Chappelle's old skits...

M-
-Milk flavor: organic chocolate milk
-Movies: comedies or hood dramas all day
-Motion sickness?: I never really get it...
-McD’s or BK: McDonald's bitches!

N-
Number of Siblings: 8 if my dad has managed to keep his dick to himself lately
-Number of Piercings: zero

O-
-One wish: to find HER finally...

P-
-Perfect Pizza: sausage, onions, extra cheese and peppers
-Pepsi/Coke: either Diet Coke or regular Pepsi

Q-
-Quail: It's a bird... that's about all I know...

R-
-Reason to cry: Because you feel like cryin'...
-Reality TV Show: I don't really watch reality TV that much anymore... if I had to pick one, the greatest of all time was Flavor of Love BAR NONE
-Radio Station: I don't listen to the radio... I'll listen to Steve Harvey's Morning Show though...
-Roll your tongue: No but I can do other stuff with my tongue...

S-
-Song: "Open Your Eyes" Dwele
-Shoe size: 13-14
-Salad dressing: Ranch
-Sushi: I've never had it but maybe I'll try it this year...
-Skipped school: Hell yeah...
-Slept outside: YES!!! Camping was fun as shit...
-Skinny dipped?: No, not that I can remember...
-Shower daily: I shower twice a day most of the time...
-Sing well?: only when the music's too loud to hear me...
-In the shower?: Not anymore...
-Swear?: All the time... I need to stop though...
-Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries

T-
-Time for bed: sometime between 12 and 3 AM
-Thunderstorms: I think they're kinda dope...

U-
-Unpredictable: LOL... not even I know what I'm going to do next...

V-
-Vacation spot: Jamaica or some other island somewhere where the women are thick and wear next to nothing...

W-
-Weakness: women...
-Which of your friends acts most like you: Darren... that shit is almost uncanny...
-Who makes you laugh the most: it's a tie between Jamal and Christina...
-Worst feeling: I'm not going here...
-Wanted to be a model?: LMAO... imagine that...
-Where do we go when we die?: in the ground...
-Worst Weather?: Cold ass rainy days are the worst...

X-
-X-Rays: Yeah I've had those a few times...
-Ex's: fuck 'em for the most part...

Y-
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: is a color I wish I could pull off...

Z-
-Zoo animal: Tiger (this tiger right HERE nigga?)

LAST PERSON WHO…
-1. Slept in a bed beside you? Nicole
-2. You went to the mall with? Ummmmmm... Jamal, i think...
-3. You went to dinner with? Nicole
-4. You talked to on the phone? Alicia
-5. Made you laugh? Darren
-6. Hugged you? Doo-Wop
-7. Said they loved you? My mom
-8. Held your hand? Nicole

Breast Cancer

Now before I start, let it be known that I'm not really a women's basketball fan and I'm definitely not an NC State fan, but for those that don't know, Kay Yow is the women's basketball coach over at NC State and she's been battling breast cancer again for the past year or so and she passed away today... her passing really has an effect on me just because of her struggles with cancer and how it really can affect anybody, anywhere...

A month after I turned 19, my mother told me she had the same affliction... and I was completely speechless... I didn't know what to say... didn't know what to do... I still remember it like it was yesterday... I was one of the equipment managers for the ECU football team and it was my laundry night... I hated laundry night... I was always there mad late trying to get this sweaty, grimy shit clean and then having to find each locker to put it in for a bunch of ungrateful, arrogant motherfuckers... it was just... well anyway, I'll spare you the details... but I was sitting there, doing my homework and watching a game between loads when my brother called me... he told me my mom had gone to the doctor today... I was like "wtf? To the doctor for what...?" He said he didn't know...

Soon after, my mom got on the phone... of course, I inquired about the doctor's appointment... and the shakiness in her voice told me something just wasn't right... I didn't know what to think... then she told me the doctor had found a lump in her breast... I was just silent... after we got off the phone, I couldn't think about anything else...

Days later, it was confirmed that she did indeed have breast cancer and I was all the way fucked up... months earlier, I'd lost the only father figure I'd ever known to a heart attack that caused him to die before he was 40 and now I was hearing that I might very well lose my mother too? It wasn't what I wanted to hear... wasn't what I needed to hear... I couldn't handle that shit... luckily for me and my mom, my sisters were there to be her support... I wasn't strong enough... I'm still not... I remember when the chemotherapy started to take her hair and I couldn't even bear to look at her... it was just too much for me...

She got back into church, she started to talk about life and death more often and all I could do was stay to myself... I didn't wanna talk about it, I really COULDN'T talk about it... she became somewhat of an activist for breast cancer and to this day, she will talk to any and everybody about the toll it took on her, spiritually, physically, mentally, emotionally...

She beat it...

Nothing made me happier than to know that, because they found it early, my mother had beat cancer... so when I was at the cafe earlier (oh yeah, a brotha finally got his meal plan poppin'... LOL) I noticed a graphic that said Kay Yow 1942-2009... she had passed... and it hit me like a ton of bricks... back in '04, that could have been my mom on the tv screen... gone from cancer...

And I really didn't wanna write this blog but, as usual, whenever I need somebody to talk to, nobody is there... so I just wanted to go ahead and get it off my chest or I'd be thinking about it all night and I don't wanna put myself through that type of torture...

I'm blessed ya'll... even if I don't always say it or act like it, I know I'm blessed because my mother is STILL here and she's healthy... well, maybe healthy isn't a great word because she always talking about her feet hurting (GO TO THE DOCTOR, MA!) but she's alive and doing ok...

That's it... peace ya'll...

Dave Chappelle is a Fool!!

"Ya'll can keep fuckin' these people if you want, nigga... more monkey pussy for me!"
"Nigga, what the fuck is JUICE?!?"
"As far as I'm concerned, I can't cum fast enough!"
"Ay man... ay, you mind not callin' me a bitch in front of my kids?"
"That is an automatic death sentence on the street!"
"It looked like a big penis was cutting my hair..."
"Motherfucker, I told you I worked at Burger King!!"

So It's Been Decided...

...I'm getting an Xbox... it was a hard decision but ultimately a trip to Wal-Mart made the decision for me... it was like fate... it was the busiest time of the day yet the 360 in the electronics' section was unmanned... (almost unheard of!) I decided to try my hands at NBA 2K9 and I fell in love after five minutes... (fuck you, it was love!) I decided that I just can't live without it... so now I've decided to forego Eggplant Foams (for now) and instead cop a 360...

I can't wait...

Ya'll be easy...

I Officially Miss Doo-Wop...

I need somebody to bring her to Greenville...

Double-You-Tee-Eff #6

Just...

Just... why? Like...

Why would one do this?

I mean, I eat food in my draws all the time, don't get me wrong... but why are they fucking SMASHING this shit so hard in a fucking Dollar Tree bra-and-panties set?? Then not only did they take a picture... they fucking uploaded it on to a computer....

...and THEN put it on the internet somewhere for everybody to see... like...

Just...

Why?

The fuck?

Romeo & Juliet

So we finally had the presentation today for Act III and I think we nailed it... I actually got some kudos from both the professor and some people in the audience (yeah, I was surprised too) for my roles as Capulet and Friar Lawrence (had on the graduation robe from '03... I was killin' it!!! Thanks moms!!)... I think it was a decent job considering we all NEVER met as a group because of various things we had no control over (jobs, the snow, one girl broke her fucking hand, etc.) I mean, I know we could have done a lot better if we had more time to practice as a whole group but I'm just happy for the effort everybody put forth, so as long as I get a B or higher, I'm good, son... and plus, I know what to do now as far as acting, language and speeches go, so I'm kinda excited for the next one in February...

I gotta say I'm starting to dig Shakespeare (well, at least this Shakespeare CLASS)... it's not that bad once you actually sit down and analyze what's being said and these directed readings are really helping... next up is a recitation of a speech of over 20 lines... now THAT shit is gonna suck, but I got until Wednesday to practice... so I'm about to go cop a slice of something at Sbarro...

Oh shit, while I'm on the subject of Sbarro... quick plug... Ok, first off, Sbarro's is fucking awesome... that supreme pizza with the sausage, peppers and olives... ayo... I'd kick a box of puppies for two slices of that, for real... (free Mike Vick!) But what's really good with the Super-Slice boxes? Them shits NEVER close... I don't even see how it's supposed to close with the way it's shaped... I mean, it has a little tab on it, but that shit never works... Sbarro, you need to get on that quick, fast and in a hurry... because if I drop my slice... maaaaaaaaannnnn... you don't even wanna know... ok...

...plug over...

but anyway, I gotta knock out some Chemistry homework AND study, so I'll holla at ya'll later...

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!!

FUCK THE HATERS!!

Be easy...

Quote of the Day

"I think if I ate pussy, I would be a good pussy eater..."-- Christina

Eggplant Foams or an Xbox 360?

-OR-

So it's the same-ol'-same for your boy:

sneakers or video games...?

sighhhh... why is this such a hard decision... why couldn't it be something easier? The truth is, I'm suffering through withdrawals on both...

I haven't bought a fresh pair of sneakers since Summer 2007 and

I haven't played video games since fuckin' '05 some time... so I think it's fair to say I'm very overdue for the both of them... the only good thing to come out of waiting so long for this refund check (FINALLY coming next week) is that I haven't squandered on some sneakers I didn't really want... but $200 is a huge price for me... the most I've ever spent on sneakers was $160 when I copped some Watermelon-Kiwi AF1s back in the summer of '06...

....still haven't worn them...

...yeah, yeah, yeah... I know... in my defense, I'm saving them for a special occasion... like a perfect summer day... most likely, I'll either un-DS them this spring/summer or I'll sell them... but my thing is do I really wanna spend $200 on a pair of purple sneakers that I'll probably rock one time in the next 24 months...? The old me, yes... it'd be a no-brainer... the new, mature me (well, somewhat mature me) I'm not sure would... the fact of the matter is this, once I take care of some other financial matters, I'll have about $400-450 left to spend on some random shit... so I can take that money and cop a 360 (which I've been wanting forever) and maybe a few games... ORRRRRR... cop these Foams and some other joints (for the low-low)... I don't know... I need some help on this one...

100TH POST!!!

So after 22 days, I'm already at 100 posts (and 6 public followers... who woulda thunk it?)... I don't know whether that's good or bad (probably bad) but in any event, thanks for all the support... I hope everybody's enjoying it... things will get a lot better, I can assure you that... I'm really just BSing around with this thing most of the time... but I'm waiting on a new camera to come in (as well as a new computer) so once that gets poppin', I'll probably be posting more... lol... I think I'm going to try to have 1500 posts by the end of the year... yeah... that's a nice square number...

Ya'll be easy...

Just Because I Can...

Fuck Dook.

LMAO... I'm such an asshole...

When It Rains, It Pours...

Panthers defensive coordinator Trgovac leaves team

I'm really worried about the Panthers for next season... everybody seems to be jumping ship... hopefully, we have a really good draft and pick up some key components in free agency... that's all I can hope for right now...

I felt a little better when I saw this though...

Why Do Men Lie?

Because, sometimes, women either don't understand the truth, can't take the truth, don't wanna hear the truth or won't believe the truth...

This is bullshit...

Goodnight.

W.A.N.T.E.D.