Sunday, September 20, 2009

Double-You-Tee-Eff #97

Kansas couple robbed at knifepoint while having sex in dumpster
BY Neil Nagraj

A trashy romance story took a true-crime twist for a Kansas couple who sought privacy in a dumpster to have sex.

While sharing what Wichita cops called an "intimate moment," the man and woman, both 44, were robbed at knifepoint, the Wichita Eagle reports.

A 59-year-old assailant, accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on, robbed the lovers of shoes, jewelry and a wallet last Saturday.

Cops were called and the suspects were apprehended shortly thereafter.

The couple's property was returned.


LOL... few things: 1) Why a dumpster? 2) Who tries to run up on two people having sex in a dumpster? You gotta figure if they're fucking in a trashcan, they don't exactly have a lot of funds readily available... 3) Do people still get robbed at knifepoint? LOL... I mean unless they put it to your throat before you have a chance to get your bearings, I can't imagine how one would just get stuck up for shit with a blade... especially by some senior citizen ass niggas... guess that's how it pops off in Kansas...

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