I've Always Had a Thing for Rosie Perez...

...it's unexplainable...

I mean, she has an average face, a less-than-stellar movie career (besides Do The Right Thing, White Men Can't Jump and Pineapple Express has she done anything else?) and maybe the most annoying voice to ever come to cinema... sure, her body is cool but I mean, it's nothing I haven't seen on a million other chicks...

So damn, what is it about her?

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It's her nipples, B...

Rosie's nipples stay on All-Madden (hard)... I mean everytime I see her, them things is just poking up at me like "Hi!" It's a small thing but it makes all the difference... I don't even know what it is about hard nipples that are so sexy... I mean, it's one thing when you know your chick is aroused and that's why her nipples are standing up... but what about when it's just cold outside? LOL... like I said...

...it's unexplainable...

Ya'll be easy...