Let Me Tell You Something, Taco Bell...

You motherfuckers are good for introducing some amazingly tasty food to the world, only to take it away after a few months... I'm telling you ret-the-fuck now... I had this grilled chicken burrito FOUR TIMES this weekend (it's 89 cents... whaddya want me to do...??) and I am absolutely in love with these things... I am not playin'... you take this shit off the menu like I've seen you do so many other times, and I'ma blow this motherfucker up... at the end of August, if I decide to go to a Taco Bell (and I probably will), let me go up there and ask for a grilled chicken burrito and have them say something other than "that'll be 96 cents sir, pull around" and it's a wrap... dead ass serious...