Wednesday, June 3, 2009

How You Gonna Make ME the Cockblocker?

So today I'm in Spanish class and my professor asks us to work in groups... and the way that we're seated, I'm usually the odd one out because I choose to sit different from everybody else...

So the other Black dude in my class has been spittin' G to this snowbunny since the semester started and it's obvious that they like to flirt with each other and whatnot... in any event, our professor is telling us to get in groups and since they sit next to each other and clearly want to work together, I get up to go across the room to work with this other chick and my professor stops me in my tracks like "No, no... you work with HIM... Amber, you find somebody else to work with..."

So immediately I'm like "wtf? how you gonna make me into the cock blocker...?" LOL... there's no reason for me to work with this dude... for one, he doesn't know shit... and two, he clearly wants to work with shorty... but I'm not trying to argue so I just go ahead and try to smash out the assignment... but dude is so butt-hurt that he can't work with his little melanin-deprived jump-off that he's grillin' me like I asked to work with him or some shit... in my opinion, if it's been three weeks and you still only getting as far as flirting with her in class, YNS* anyway...

Just my thoughts...





Ya'll be easy...







*YNS = You're Not Smashin'

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