Damn, Detroit...

First the Lions have a "record" setting season by losing every single game during the NFL season...

Then, MSU got straight mollywhopped damn near in their backyard in the championship game by those UNC boys...

Then King James commenced to given ya'll the biz in the playoffs... you didn't even win a game, Detroit... Damn...

And most recently, your beloved Red Wings lost to Pittsburgh in the Stanley Cup Finals... pobrecita...


LOL... damn Detroit... ya'll should just give up... but maybe those Tigers will win in October and make up for the rest of the losers walking around your state...

I did this SPECIFICALLY for you, Paige... LMAO...