Celebrity Roasts

Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of a celebrity roast? You get 74 different people to stand up and talk shit about you while everybody in the crowd laughs and it's supposed to be a good time...


Fuck that.


The last thing I want to do at my own party is be the butt of everyone's joke... and I can't even talk shit back because I'm supposed to just sit there and act like I'm enjoying myself... and NOTHING is off limits... not my fam, my appearance, my girl, my career, nothing... what part of the game is this???

It'd be different if I could shoot the dozens with them but it's just them talkin' all aggie about my faults... maybe it's just me...