Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Body Odor


Am I the only one who feels like a woman should NEVER stink...? I mean, call it sexist or whatever you wanna call it but I can't imagine a woman having an excuse to smell badly... I was watching some show today and this dude was talking about how sometimes him and his chick have these weekend long sex sessions... they just fuck and sleep and eat... he went on to say: "...by Sunday, we're both pretty ripe because we've been having so much sex so we end our weekend by taking a shower together and we make love in the shower..."
...and everybody in the crowd was like "awwwwww..."
I was like "ewww... wtf?" Ok, 1) why didn't they shower ALL weekend long...? That's just fucking gross... mean, I ain't sayin', you gotta shower as soon as you finish fucking, but there's no excuse to just sit around sitting in ass sweat, old coochie juice and semen for 48 straight hours... 2) how could you fuck ANYBODY who smells bad...? I can't even kiss a girl who has bad breath, I can't imagine eating some chick's box that you KNOW hasn't showered in two full days... what part of the game is this...? and 3) why do people say if you'll do something disgusting that means you really love them...? So me eating your pussy even though I can smell it all the way over here means I love you...? No... that means YOU need to wash your ass... I wouldn't go play basketball for three hours, come in and plop down on the couch and be like "babe, top me off..." that's just not gonna happen...
Maybe it's just me...

3 comments:

  1. lmao! good stuff

    for example:
    a mother getting the snot out of her child's nose with her mouth (way back when there were no tissues) is an example of something i could see as not pleasant but an act of love


    getting down with a gross smelling person to show love?.....nah to hell with that! they really could just easily get in the shower

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  2. Sucking the snot out? WTF?!?!! I've never heard that one before... lol... maybe I'm just different from most people who see these things as acts of love... I just see them as disgusting... LOL

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  3. old coochie juice?

    for real greg?

    and "top me off"?

    smh, over & over again.

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