Am I So Wrong...?

So this past weekend me and Paige (yeah, I know...) were having a conversation about relationships and she asked me if I had ever come across a girl who looked sexy in her clothes but turned me off once she was naked...

So I relayed the story about how I met this one chick who I had been trying to smash for a while... she had a really cute face and she seemed to have a nice shape, not to mention she had a cool personality... so to make a long story short, we got into a situation where it was about to pop off... she removed her clothes and all of a sudden, everything was NOT a go... I went straight to soft banana status...

I faked a stomachache and we ended up watching tv all night... no harm, no foul... after a while, we fell off... she met some new dude, I moved on, etc. etc...

So I'm telling this story to Paige and she starts acting like I'm a horrible person... am I not allowed to NOT be attracted to someone? I didn't think there was anything wrong with it... if I was trying to smash somebody and we got back to the room and shorty is like "ewwww... nigga, wtf?" how could I be mad that she wouldn't wanna fuck? I would be embarrassed no doubt, but I can't expect her to be like "well... your clothes are already off... I guess I can at least top you off..." What kinda shit is that?

Then Paige had the nerve to say "That could have been your soulmate..."

No, the fuck it couldn't... because my soulmate would be attractive to me... LOL... who wants to spend the rest of their life with somebody they find repulsive? Let's be serious... I think I present a valid point... and as usual, Paige doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about...


Ya'll be easy...