Things My African-American History Professor Continues to Talk About Even Though He Has No Idea What He's Talking About...

Don't get me wrong... he's a brilliant man... you can tell he's read every book on black history and knows his shit... but he's constantly making references to "my" generation like we just went and fucked up EVERYTHING for black people everywhere... like niggas were just living in paradise and then Notorious B.I.G. just came out of nowhere and start slingin' crack and now everybody lives in the ghetto... plus, he has that Robert Freeman disease where he acts like everybody born before 1970 was marching with Martin Luther King and fighting the power, trying to rise black people up... in any event, these are the things just mentioned from TODAY:

-Starter jackets

-Nelly's "Tip Drill"

-Tommy Hilfiger clothing

-Caddilac Escalades

-Tupac Shakur

-Black Greeks

-"bling-bling"

And my favorite

"Michael Jordan sneakers that light up"

(I literally LOL'ed on this one... when has there EVER been a pair of these in a store?)

Old people are hilarious...