So I'm Watching Fat Camp on MTV...

...and I've come to the conclusion that I would be the biggest pimp ever at Fat Camp... non-fiction... not only that, I would generally be the fucking MAN at Fat Camp... (biggest fish in a little pond... quite literally)

Let's examine the facts:
-most of these dudes have ZERO swagger... they're lame as hell... big, comic-book-geek, Star-Trek-watchin', magic-card-playing, never-had-a-girl-in-their-life type dudes...

-most of them have never been exposed to any type of exercise that doesn't involve walking to the kitchen or running after the ice cream truck...

-most of these dudes haven't had any relationships and seem to be scared of the females...



That being said, I would be killin' the game at Fat Camp... because none of the aforementioned facts can be said about your boy, HW... because while my swagger-to-lame ratio has diminished a bit over the years, I still do my thing... I'm not scared of exercise by any means (though I seemingly never have enough time for it these days)... and I've been in more relationships than I care to remember... and I love my BBWs, so the cute and chunky girls on the show would be slayed... they'd never let me on there though... that would defeat the purpose of the show I guess...

Ya'll be easy...