If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It!!

This is probably my favorite thing to say because most times people try to make things better when they're already fine... like a pretty girl who wants plastic surgery because she things her nose is just SLIGHTLY too big... then they butcher you and now you gotta rock a fucking Halloween mask everywhere you go because you didn't want to leave well enough alone...

In any event, the other day, a brotha went to student health for a general check-up and got some semi-alarming news so I took it upon myself to improve my heath... it's high time I got serious about it because I'll be 25 next year and I'm trying my best to be the healthiest I've ever been by that point...

(Btw, I went and got my results back from some of the labwork from last week... overall, cholesterol isn't that bad... a little elevated but nothing to be alarmed about... HDLs were way too low and LDLs were way too high so I gotta definitely improve that... also, triglycerides were pretty high but I figured that would happen before they even did anything... my tri's have been high since the first time I got the test done when I was 16...)

So I've started eating salads at almost every meal when I go the cafe... so last week, they had chicken salad as a part of the salad bar and I was in heaven... I know it has mayo in it and all that good stuff but I think it's a fair trade off considering it's pretty low fat and high protein... so last week, I was happy as hell to see that they had added it to the bar and was wondering how I'd been missing it all that time thus far...

Today, I get there and prepare to make me a salad and I go through the usual motions... romaine lettuce mix, cucumbers, tomatoes, a little diced ham (just for taste), cheese and I get ready to throw some chicken salad up there and it is nowhere to be found...

WTF?

Where's the damn chicken salad? It MAKES the salad... then I heard the news... it wasn't even supposed to be up there... apparently some manager wasn't there last week so the staff took it upon themselves to just do whatever the fuck they wanted to do... now that the big homie is back, there's no more of that shit...

Heartbroken and crushed, I retreated to my seat to eat this chicken-salad-less debacle of a salad... not having a kitchen and being able to prepare your own damn meals FTL...