Monday, April 6, 2009

"Do You Play Offense or Defense?"

I swear I'm asked this question at least three times a week... granted, I'm a big dude but people act like I'm a waste of space because I don't play football for East Carolina... I'm 5-8, B... how many 5-8 linemen do you know? Most defensive linemen are at least 6-1 and offensive linemen usually start at 6-3, 6-4... will I ever play football again? Maybe... if I can ever find the discipline to get back in shape, then yes, I plan to even if it's just semi-pro or what have you...

Am I ever going to play football at East Carolina? No.




Stop asking me that shit.

4 comments:

  1. Jockey Maybe?? Id love to bet on you...

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  2. ok random ass funny story

    so i was at the club right and i was dancing with this guy who said he played basketball at Wesleyan. and i said oh really thats nice what position do you play? and he said...


    defense.

    i then proceeded to laugh my ass off....in his defense he was FOB and didnt know a whole lot of english...but defense?

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  3. LMAO... he should still have a damn position whether his native language is English or not... lol... that's too funny... and you stay meeting basketball players... why is that?

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  4. And Lela, I'm not even sure how to take your comment... LOL... are you calling me a jockey? Or are you saying I'm a horse... I'm confused...

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