Alcoholism is Funny...

I was gonna put this on the Twitter jawn but it’s entirely too long… so I’m doing my laundry (it’s a pretty customary thing on Saturday nights because I’m never doing shit else…) in any event, I usually loathe laundry because it’s just such a long and boring process… separate, wash, dry, fold, put away… it’s just such a drawn-out thing… but I’m digressing…

First thing that has me laughing is Nicole texts me drunk as hell before I can make it out the door… and I’ve drunk with Nicole so I know she’s had at least one or two because she can’t handle liquor these days… but she’s trying to convince me that she “might” have had a drink… ain’t THAT some shit? I said “you must be drinking...” and her response was literally “whyuthnkgthar” LMAO… shorty is slurring her words via text message...

Second thing, I’m taking my laundry down the steps to the courtyard and then I hear this thud… I look down and this chick is literally laying there face the fuck down drunk… you wanna talk about funny? And she had to be gone because she just laid there for like 10 minutes like she didn’t know what had just happened… her friends had to pick her up and take her to the car... these ECU chicks just don't know when to stop...

I love college, word to Asher Roth…


Ya’ll be easy…