"We Set You Up With One of Our Decoys..."

Why do niggas on Maury constantly fall for this shit? Come on, B... you've seen the show!! You know how Maury gets down... this nigga has decoys in the green room every fucking lie detector episode... you know why you're there! You deny doing anything to your girlfriend but yet and still, you sit and tell this random stranger you fucked her sister, her mom's third cousin, the neighbor, the neighbor's aunt, etc. Like... why? Do niggas not know how to cheat anymore? You don't do dirt and then tell the whole world... what part of the game is this?! You keep that shit inside until it's brought to light... dumb ass motherfuckers will admit this shit with their own mouths and then have the nerve to take a lie detector test... then when they get caught say they wanna talk to the dude that gave the test like he's gonna be like "oh yeah... sorry about that, Malik... that one was a mistake, he was actually telling the truth..."

Secondly, why do you willingly take a lie detector test? Why? If you already know you doing dirt, why would you go on television just for the truth to come out? You gotta be the dumbest fuck ever in the history of dumb fucks... if I'm with a chick and I'm cheating, we are NOT going on Maury... we're not... she can threaten me and do all this other shit and say she'll leave but guess what? We are NOT going on Maury...

Thirdly, why do the silly ass women on this show KNOW that their dude is cheating but still feel like the lie detector is the end all, be all?

"I found three sets of underwear in his car. He says they belonged to his sister. I didn't know he had a sister but that's what he said, so I believed him."

"I found a used condom in the bedroom. But we don't use condoms so I wasn't sure if it was his. He said he let his best friend use our bed."

"Everytime his phone goes off, he goes into the bathroom to talk. He said the vibration on his phone always makes him get the runs so that's why. I love him and I trust him."

And the women NEVER leave the dude anyway... what is the fucking point? You come all the way on the show to figure out if he's cheating and then when you find out he is, you stay with him anyway? All that nigga has to do is propose and you're going back to him... WASTE OF TIME...




But Maury is funny as shit though, so if these idiots allow me to laugh at their expense, then who am I to befuddle their efforts?

Ya'll be easy...