24 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

Give $10,000 in cash to a complete and random stranger. Like around Thanksgiving one year, I just wanna go downtown and see a single mother with a lot of kids, struggling and I'ma just give her a duffle bag full of cash so that her and her family can have the best holiday ever...

Go to Wrestlemania, Summerslam, Survivor Series and the Royal Rumble all in the same year. For those that don't know, these are like the four biggest wrestling events of the year... I've only been to a live wrestling event once in my life and I honestly can't wait to go to another one... most likely, these four events will be in other cities, so it'll be an event in itself just trying to get to see it...

Go to a Super Bowl. I'm a huge football fan so hopefully one year, I can make it to a Super Bowl... the energy looks so crazy, I know it has to be a great experience...

Sit courtside at Madison Square Garden. MSG is the Basketball Mecca of the world... and to sit courtside at a game there would just be the ultimate basketball experience...

Go to Las Vegas for my birthday and do it BIG! To me, Vegas is the ultimate party experience... and if you know me, you know I never really do anything for my birthday... not because I don't want to, it's just that it never happens... so one year soon, I want to go to Vegas and just bug the fuck out...

Break two world records. I just think it's dope to be world reknown for something... even if it's something dumb like "the ashiest nigga alive" or something... LOL

Own at least one pair of dead stocked Jordans I-XXIII and have MJ autograph all of them. Michael Jordan is single-handedly responsible for my obsession with sneakers... it's no coincidence that Jordan's first sneaker came out in '85 and that's the year I was born... ok, maybe it is just a coincidence but still, to be able to own a pair of Jordans and have each of them be autographed by the man himself would be the greatest accomplishment of my life...

See all seven continents. Travel is always something I've wanted to do and I just think it's dope to see all the different cultures out there in the world... and I don't know how many people have seen all seven continents...

Buy all my brothers and sisters a brand new car. No explanation needed on this one... I just want my brothers and sisters to have nice things...

Go sky diving and deep sea diving. This shit just looks like it's fun... of course with the deep sea diving, I'd be inside a cage or something... I'm not fucking swimming with sharks or anything... but to see all the different kinds of fish and sealife would be dope...

Snuff a random celebrity in the face and put it on youtube. I just think it would be funny... LOL... I'm such an asshole...

Bench press 500 lbs and squat 800 lbs on the same day. I'm a fairly strong person but when it comes to lifting weights, I can never seem to train past three months... but I feel like if I could train for a good six to nine months everyday, I could bench and squat this much weight with no problem... I just wanna do it, so I can say I did it... LOL

Run the NYC marathon. I love to watch those Ironman competitions and whatnot and while I think they're a little crazy with the bike riding and the swimming, the running always appealed to me... 26.2 miles is a long ass distance but when I think about how far I've done before... I walked 7 miles one night after being stranded by a so-called friend of mine and walked another 8 miles in dress shoes to get to a job interview... so I feel like if I trained, I could do the whole marathon in a respectable time... just another thing I wanna do, just so I can say I did it...

Road trip through all fifty states. I like roadtrips...

Rob a bank and get away with it. Like the Thomas Crowne affair... I know it was a movie but you can't tell me that shit wasn't fucking dope...

See Little Brother in concert. They came to ECU back in 03, 04 and I had class... I was so pissed that I missed them and ever since then, I never find out when they're in town until AFTER they've already left... I'm determined to see them in concert... they're by far my favorite rap group and they rep NC hardbody all day...

Learn to play the piano. I've always wanted to learn to play... if for no other reason than to sing that Carl Thomas song "and I wish I never met her at all-llllllll!" LOL... I'm super retarded...

Marry the girl of my dreams. I'm a little wary of relationships these days but I really hope I can marry the girl of my dreams.

Get my doctorate. I will forever be a student even when I stop going to school... I love learning and discovering new things (which is often why I get tired of school because it's just relearning the same regurgitated shit over and over, but I digress) but one day, I want to get my doctorate... it's the ultimate accomplishment when it comes to school...

Streak through a baseball game. Just to be an asshole... LOL

Get my favorite pair of shoes gilded. It would probably be a pair of Jordan IVs or Jordan VIIIs... it's just like getting a pair of baby shoes bronzed but so much more gangster...

Donate a million dollars to a charity. I'm a very generous person but I feel like dropping a mil on a cause you believe in is the ultimate act of charity... it wouldn't be a press conference for it or anything... I'd just send a check in the mail...

Shake Barack Obama's hand. I've never wanted to meet ANY president except maybe Clinton up until this point... Barack is a person, I feel like I could sit down and chill with... if I could just shake the man's hand, I'd be good though...

Die with nothing left on this list. Self-explanatory.