24 Random Thoughts

How the fuck did the Panthers lose to Arizona?

I need a job... these sneakers aren't going to buy themselves...

Would I be stupid to buy an 80 GB ipod? There don't seem to be many accessories for them (wow, that sounds borderline homo)... all the accessories seem to be for the Nano and that shit doesn't hold enough songs for the kid...

Why don't I miss Doo-Wop yet?

I want a pair of Hyperdunks just to ball in... niggas don't wanna see me on the court... I'm trouble...

I need a new phone... I want a T-Mobile Wing... who's gonna hook it up?

I'm officially addicted to Wings Over Greenville again... I've had it three times in seven days... (in my defense, my meal plan hasn't kicked in yet)

Lela said I'm deep... I'm glad somebody thinks so... LOL

I am not looking forward to this Shakespeare class... I'm still waiting for somebody to point out what's so fucking great about this dude... have you ever read Romeo & Juliet? That shit is garbage as hell...

So I owe my mom $500... think I can pay her off with $250 and call it a day? Can't hurt to try...

I hate the saying "there's always light at the end of the tunnel"... I mean, I know what it means but have you ever gone through a tunnel? It's dark but it's kinda cool at the same time... then you get to the end and the sun just fucking blinds the shit outta you... what's so great about that?

I really want some nachos from Taco Bell... only 19 more days to go until fast food!!

Why is it when you say you want something sweet, females feel the need to say "you can eat me" Pussy juice isn't sweet... what kinda suggestion is that? Females stay saying some wild ass shit...

Where is Lloyd Bank$?

When is Family Guy gonna have some new episodes? They're slackin', B...

Why is it when it's 22 degrees outside, you can see your breath in the air and the only thing you can think about is your warm comforter, you run across some random motherfucker in a t-shirt and some ball shorts? IT'S COLD AS FUCK OUT HERE!! GET YOUR ASS INSIDE SOMEWHERE YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!!!

Why is it when a website says it's not a scam, the first thing you think is: this shit is a fucking scam...

I think I'm getting my refund check on Tuesday or Wednesday... I swear I can't wait!! First place I'm going is Circuit City to FINALLY get a new laptop... then Wal-mart... then home...

Why are there like a million dope songs I've never heard? My roommate plays all these bangin' ass joints that are like years old and I'm over here like "YOOO!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT!!?!"

Wow... I haven't had sex since October... the fuck? I need to get on that...

Why do I seem to be addicted to water these days? It's like I can't get enough...

I think I'm crazy... well, I KNOW I'm crazy... but like... I don't know if I should be out in the real world with real people... I hope I don't end up being one of those people who end up sitting in the park all day talking about green elephants and eating freeze pops...

What's really good with these bathrooms in my dorm? There's no doors at all... there's a curtain for the shower but what about the toilets? I gotta take a shit all out in the open like I'm in prison or something... what's really good with that?

FREE MIKE VICK!!!! (so he can come play for the Panthers)