24 Guilty Pleasures

Sweet tea is the greatest drink ever... I could never live up north because when I go to restaurants, they don't know what it is... they offer me tea with some sugar packets... that shit ain't the same...

Niketalk is the greatest website of all time... you can get everything here... sneaker info, pictures of booty, random conversations... it's a dope site...

Ok, I'm not really up on celebrity gossip like that... but MediaTakeOut.com is funny as hell... and they always come with the exclusive pictures of your favorite celebrity doing something they probably shouldn't be and they also come through with the random pictures of black women doing random things in the club... LOL

Ayo, this VO5 shit with the strawberry Moisture Milks is off the chain... call me what you want but my fucking hair is clean...

Even though I know most people hear Snoop Dogg and don't automatically think "Fatherhood" but it's actually a dope show... he holds it down especially when it comes to his football league... I hope I'm a cool dad like that if/when I have kids...

I don't know why I have such an affinity for grey sweats but they are really the perfect piece of clothing... If I could rock these joints 365 days a year, I definitely would... they're comfortable and since they're grey they go with damn near anything...

If I have to explain to you the greatness that is the Snickers candy bar, you need to kill yourself because your problems with life far surpass my expertise... King Size Snickers FTMFW...

Ayo, this is my shit... That 70's Show is guaranteed to make me laugh everytime... I need all seasons on DVD... somebody hook it up!!!

Ayo, baby oil gel is where it's at... I have INCREDIBLY dry skin but this always gets the job done... good look Johnson & Johnson...

Ok, now I know alot of people think wrestling is fake, gay, dumb or whatever but it's probably the only show I've been watching since I was like 7 years old... I still get excited for pay-per-views... Monday, Tuesday and Friday nights are wrestling nights as far as I'm concerned...

If you're looking at this picture and I still have to explain what's great about women's volleyball then you need help...

I cannot explain what's so great about Men's Health magazine but I honestly love it even though I very rarely follow the tips they have inside... LOL... maybe one day...

HGTV is my shit... point blank, period... I can watch this all day long... they give you alot of good tips on how to increase the equity in your home though so when I get a home I already know how I'ma freak it out to make it look dope...

The same with the VO5... it makes my hair feel nice...

I swear that Drake & Josh is the white version of me and Jamal... he gets all the girls, all the glory and I'm just the nice brother... eh... but it's funny...

If you know me personally, you already know the deal here... I HATE to be on the phone... I cannot wait until my texts get fixed because I've been talking on the phone entirely too much... texting is ALWAYS the way to go when communicating with me...

I'm not a romantic movie type guy by any means but this will always be one of my favorite movies... it's realistic, showcases INTELLIGENT black people and I can't lie, gives me a little hope for my own love life... if you haven't seen it, check it out...

I'm crazy about Chef Boyardee Ravioli... and the crazy thing about it is, I love it right out of the can... I don't even like it heated up... the sauce gets too thin for me... I plan to re-up on this AS SOON as the refund check comes through...

I really like BBW porn... I don't know if it's because I like big girls or just because it seems more realistic or what but I really like this shit... I mean, regular porn is cool too, I guess but if I had to pick between Crystal Clear or some skinny chick with no hips, ass, tits or legs, I'm picking my girl Crystal everytime...

If you're one of those people who believe that all socks are the same, I advise you to splurge on some Dri-F.I.T. socks... these joints are crazy soft and comfortable and they keep your feet from getting all sweaty and shit... I need a million more pairs of these... you can never have enough socks...

I don't care what Lela says, Fiji water is not regular water... this shit is amazing and I dare anybody to prove me wrong... it's way too expensive though...

This stuff is really dope... it keeps your face smooth and clear as long as you use it like twice a week... if you got problems with acne, I suggest you try this because it definitely does the job for me...

Ok... I don't know how they snuck this one in on me... but that motherfuckin' "Marco Polo" shit SLAPS!! I stay reciting "and nigga fuck a Jacob, I just iced out the Muller"... hearing Bow Wow curse is crazy in and of itself but yeah... I like this shit... LOL... the video is hot garbage though...

And last but not least...

Fuck you... Queer Eye is a dope ass show... the tips they give you are crazy... the fashion dude is mad over the top though... LOL