CUM-SWAPPING
This shit is just gross... it's one thing to share a nut... but when you take it in your mouth and then spit it into somebody else's mouth... that's damn near vomit-inducing... who thought this shit was sexy? Non-fiction, there needs to be a disclaimer before any scene where it's going to happen because usually it makes my stomach turn...ALL-CAUCASOID SCENES
Scenes with all white people are just boring... I can count on one hand the amount of good flicks I've seen that include nothing but white people... there just never seems to be much variation... it's a white chick with blonde hair and fake tits getting banged out by some lame ass white dude... and it's always the same order... head, missionary, girl-on-top, doggystyle, cumshot... EVERY TIME...BUKKAKE (OR BUKAKKE... i'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW YOU SPELL IT)
Watching a bunch of dudes stand around jerkin' off for 20 minutes waiting to bust one on a chick's face is just dumb...LONG PERIODS OF CUNNILINGUS
This isn't even on some shit where I don't like cunnilingus, I just think it doesn't translate well to flicks... it's nothing like it is in real life... you can't make that shit LOOK sexy... LOL... I know it feels good but it's just kinda hard to really portray that without it sounding fake... so needless to say, long periods (over a minute) of this shit on a flick is boring...LOOKING INTO THE CAMERA
What you lookin' at? With yo' lookin' ass!! I just feel weird when I'm looking at her and she's looking back at me... LOL... I feel like she's watching me... it just makes me uncomfortable...AMATEUR VIDEOS
Every amateur video (with the exception of this one and one other jawn I can't find) has been HORRIBLE... lol... they're funny no doubt... but they're nowhere near any good... flicks, much like handling heavy machinery and open-heart surgery, should just be left to the professionals...
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So I'm watching that amateur video you posted[don't judge me, I'm a score old... I consider porn watching note taking]. And this female HAD to be from VA...probably one of those girls people picked on all the time because her shyness wasn't cute, but that's another story. "What you like to do for fun." "Um, drink, smoke, go to the club..just chill?" Bitch are you unsure? I mean...I stress HAD to be from VA , and a rural part like Buckingham or something...I hope she was saying that because she thought it was what he wanted to hear.
ReplyDeleteI kind of felt uncomfortable because she looks like she's 13... "I do whatever I want...etc." "I am a G!" STOP RIGHT THERE!!! Bitch you are not a G...you're not even a J...please take that bra and panty set back to the gymboree. This poor man is going to jail. She IS 13! She couldn't take her bra off! LMAO. Oh, its fine because looking at him, he's only 15. WE ARE THE WRONG ONES. This young lady has seen the Honey vs. Mr. Marcus video too many times..LMAO he couldn't grab the roots! Had to pull the edges...alright so its pretty repetitive after that... well sir, have a lovely day!