Omegle

I don't know how many of you have heard of this site but it's hilarious... basically you go to this website and you have a random conversation with a random person... here's some of mine.

You: what's up?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and u?

You: where are you from?

Stranger: AND U?

You: i'm ok

Stranger: i'm from Brazil

Stranger: u??

You: from North Carolina in the US

You: how's life in Brazil?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: male?

You: Yes

Stranger: me too

You: well that's unfortunate

Stranger: i like boys

Stranger: not girls

You: Why is that?

Stranger: because i love dicks

Stranger: like your

You: My dick is only for females

You: Sorry to disappoint

Stranger: what the size

Stranger: ?

You: My shoe size?

You: 13

Stranger: cm?

You: cm? Like centimeters? No, I don't think so... it's like... I don't know... the size... I don't know how they come up with them...

Stranger: Nigger

Stranger: nigger

Stranger: nigger

You: I do happen to be a nigger... how did you know?

Stranger: They can be traceable.

You: Really? I figured the government had something in place like that.
Stranger: Stfu

Stranger: yo g

You: Ayo

Stranger: sup dawg

You: Who dis?

Stranger: wagwan

Stranger: its ya bo marvo

You: Don't call me dawg... you don't know me motherfucker!

You: Marvo?

Stranger: FUCK YOU NIGGER

You: I don't know no fucking Marvo

You: Nigger? Nigga I'm outside right now...

Stranger: im ya father

Stranger: bitch

You: Bring your bitch ass outside

Stranger: fine

Stranger: ima hand yo ass to yo on a plate

You: Why would you hand me my ass on a plate?

You: That's ghey as hell

Stranger: spelt gay you fuckin negro

You: You do realize spelt isn't a word?

You: WOW

You: Go back to school asshole

Stranger: im at school cuntbag

You: You should probably transfer because they ain't teaching you a fucking thing.

Stranger: well you cant spell gay

Stranger: might be problem for you

You: Ghey is a dirivative of the word "gay" meaning a person who isn't really a homosexual but says things that are stupid as fuck. I.E. YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Stranger: ghey a dirivative of the word gay? MY ASS

Stranger: fuckin mongaloid

You: Look it up.

Stranger: coz urban dictionary is so revered

You: It's in Webster's.

Stranger: never heard of it

Stranger: negro

You: You've never heard of Webster's Dictionary? LULZ

Just go up there and have random conversations. WARNING: It's mad addictive though. I spent like two hours on this shit... LOL... Surprisingly, the coolest conversation I had was with this gay dude from LA...