Monday, April 20, 2009

Celebrity Stalkers

What is it about celebrities that makes people want to stalk them? I mean, stalking on any level is a little "out there" but at least I can understand it a bit more when you know the person...

Like for example, you and your ex just broke up and you hear she's fucking some other nigga a week after... so you go by her crib to see what the deal is... you don't want to come off as a jealous-type nigga, so you might just park your car across the street and assess the activity... I mean, me personally, I wouldn't do all that... but I could understand another dude doing that, I guess... that's not completely inconceivable... at least you know that chick...

If you don't know a person (like a celebrity) what the fuck are you stalking them for? To get a glimpse of them? To hope that they see you and want to marry you or something? I've just never understood that shit... if you gonna stalk somebody, why not stalk somebody that you have a chance with... like the manager of a Food Lion (free food) or Foot Locker (free sneakers)... lol... you stalkin' a nigga that has security and wondering why you can't get inside the crib and shit... if I was a celebrity and I had a stalker, I'd just invite them in and let them take some pictures so they can go on about their way... it has to be easier than hiring extra security and all that shit... just a thought, I guess...


Ya'll be easy...

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