I Love 40 Games in 40 Nights...

So, let me say first off, that I got this from the homie Tommy from VA… he’s definitely your favorite blogger’s favorite blogger’s favorite blogger…

So last night, like most nights, I’m watching one of my favorite shows which is Inside the NBA, the post-game wrap-up show for the playoff games… these dudes are always funny and I wish I knew how to apply to be on this show because it has to be the dopest job of all time… you get to chill all night, get free stuff, watch basketball and bug out with Chuck, EJ and Kenny? How dope is that? In any event, last night, they were doing the usual bugging out when this bit of comedic genius was presented…



The green grease comment was so necessary… Ron has had that same nappy fro for a minute now... would it hurt for the homie to to run a comb through that shit? Or get a edge-up? LOL... but me and Darren were dying last night when he said Artest needed a blowout kit… I stay up every night just to peep this show, non-fiction…


Ya’ll be easy…

New Chi-City, Mayne!!!!

Ayo, Chi City is officially a fool, B… best moment though is when that dude was rockin’ the Paxson jersey… I didn’t even think they made Paxson jerseys during the MJ Era… I was dying off that… as always, too many quotables… this dude really needs his own show…

Ya’ll be easy…

Don't Ever Take British Lit...

...seriously...

This class was just plain out hard... he required too much fucking thought for each little thing and we read a million fucking things this semester... if it wasn't something I HAD to take, I definitely would not have... as long as I get a C, I'm good... if he fails me and I have to take this shit again, I'm putting poison in his tomato soup, non-fiction...


Ya'll be easy...

The Punisher... Ehhhhhhhhhhhh...

So I'm watching this movie The Punisher on FX and this is by far the worst good movie I've ever seen... the premise is dope... this military type dude kills this money-launderer's son and as a result, the money launderer (whose wife was bad as fuck!) gets pissed the fuck off and decides he's gonna off the dude's whole fam... I'm talking grandpa, the son, the wife, ERRBODY got clipped, B... so fast forward... they try to kill homie but he lives (of course) and comes back to cause havoc on everybody that had something to do with his family's death...

See? That sounds dope right?

All this shit was POORLY executed though... consider this your spoiler alert so if you haven't seen the flick, then skip this entry... but it was just bad... if I could redo the movie, it would've been so much doper... I can't believe this was the final product... there was a scene where he had to fight this Russian (a clean-shaven Kevin Nash btw) and this Russian literally kicked The Punisher's ass for like fifteen minutes... I mean, he threw him through like four concrete walls, he hit him with a toilet (yes, a toilet), he just fucking kicked this guy's ass... you know how The Punisher put him down? With a pot of boiling water and a shoulder tackle...

You fuckin' kiddin' me? I mean, I know a pot of boiling water will fuck you up but come on, B... they couldn't come up with a better way to make that shit happen? Dude had like 58 million guns and he couldn't use ONE to put down this nigga? Miss me with that shit...

Then there's the part where the money launderer kills his wife by dropping her off of a bridge on to some train tracks... like, he doesn't knock her over or anything, he literally picks her up and then just drops her... and she doesn't put up a fight or anything... then of course, seconds later, a train runs her over while she screams... hilarious timing...

And don't get me started on the way the The Punisher's wife and son got ran over by a truck... that shit was mad stupid... all they had to do was lay flat or jump out of the way... nooooooooo... these intelligent motherfuckers decided to try to run away from it... ridiculous...

The movie was definitely a good movie as long as you don't like believable acting and well-done production... I want to redo this shit... non-fiction... I'm going to add it to my list of movies that need my particular touch on them (more on that later)

I Never Understood Why...

...basketball players give each other a pound at the free-throw line...

And it ALWAYS happens, whether the dude misses or not... what's that shit about? I mean, I understand if you get a good pass and you give him a pound but what's the point of doing it at the free throw line... ESPECIALLY when that nigga misses...? Even if he makes it, is it really that big a deal?? You just made a wide open shot, ten feet from the basket that's worth one point... LOL... does that really garner a response if it's not 2.8 seconds left in the game? I think not... but that's still more understandable than getting a pound when you miss...

"Good job dog... I know you just missed a free throw that could potentially keep us from winning the game, but keep up the good work, my dude... I love you nigga... (no ayo)"


Maybe a ball player can explain it to me...

What's Good Family?

Yeah, I know your favorite blogger's favorite blogger has been on a bit of a hiatus but I'm still here and I'm still strong... word to Antwone Fisher...

I wish I could say I was being a good student and studying for finals but let's be serious... I'm graduating in December... as long as I can pass, I'm good, B...

But I just had some things I needed to deal with and blogging wasn't on my mind at the time... and since I don't have any vices besides eating, I just decided to put in some time with the ex-girlfriend (Xbox 360) and spend mindless hours focusing on nothing but my career in Fight Night Round 3 and my simulation of the playoffs on NBA 2K9...

FNR3 ended last night when my homie lost four of his last ten fights and I decided it was a wrap... he ended up going 57-6, won nine championships, never lost a match to his rivals but did catch hell from James Toney, Roy Jones Jr and Evander Holyfield who all knocked my ass out... I might start up another career one day but for now, I'm done with it... FNR4 is coming out in a few months anyway, so it's safe to say, it's a done deal with that jawn...

Ummmm... oh yeah, I got a girlfriend too... LOL... we actually almost broke up this weekend but decided to stay together (well, she did anyway... I didn't have much say so...) but it's going well despite the many pitfalls we could potentially fall into...

What else? Ummmmm... OH YEAH... on Friday, I talked to my mom about loaning me a $100 for my room fee for the fall and she told me to call my dad to which I literally replied "what the fuck?" Luckily, she didn't hear me but she assured me that he'd be happy to loan me the money and all this other stuff... but it was just so awkward calling and asking for money especially when over the years, I've asked for frivolous stuff and he'd assure me "yeah, I got you" but it would never happen... but we're not talking about a Big Wheel here... I REALLY needed this gwap or I could be potentially homeless come August... well, surprise, surprise, he actually came through and sent me the money... my mom tells me that if I ever need any money to just call and ask him and he'll do it but to me it's like, 1) I'm not in the interest of having anybody buy my affection... I've been alive for 292 months (yes I did the math) and in exactly zero of those months, has this dude ever done anything for me... so I'm not going to be one of those people that only calls up people when they need money (I already kinda do this to my aunt and I hate it) especially not this motherfucker who had the nerve to get upset that I wouldn't call him Daddy when I hit him up... get the fuck outta here... 2) I'm going to ALWAYS need money, B... LOL... if he's really trying to make an effort, then put some dough in my bank account every month... I'm a college student with two jobs... I will GLADLY accept money but I'm not going to come and ask for it... fuck that shit...

Other than that... hmmmmm... oh, saw the movie Recount last Friday too... shit made me MAD AS FUCK... if you haven't seen it (and don't know all the details surrounding the election in 2000) PLEASE go pick it up and peep... our government is full of shit, B...

I think that's it for now... I'm sure I'll have more to talk about later on but I'ma just end it here... but yeah, your boy's back on his bloggin' shit...


Ya'll be easy...

www.fmylife.com

I don't know how many of you have visited this site but this was, by far, the funniest one:

Today, I went shopping at Macy's for swimsuits with my mom. I told my mom that I hated all the suits there, and that I wanted to get them at Dick's Sporting Goods. My mother then said, in a loud voice, "STOP BEING SO OBSESSED WITH DICKS!" Half the store stared at me. FML



I LOL'ed.

Wow...

No your eyes do not deceive you... that is Jesus rockin' a Kanye piece... LOL... I'm not even sure what to say about it... just... WOW...

It's Official...

Not that it's a surprise, but I'm hatin' that my folk are leaving the baby blue for the L... guess it's always best to go out on top... don't get it fucked up though, I still like our chances for next year...

Terms I Need to Stop Saying...

I consider myself a pretty peace-loving, considerate and positive person... but I must also admit that I've fallen victim to pop culture a few times... and I've noticed that there are two words that I got from pop culture and that I say like a million times a day and I really need to stop because it could be seen as offensive...

"ghey" and "rape"

I say these shits like all the time... for example, last night I was playing 2K9 and I was playing with Dallas... and Dirk could not make a jumper for shit plus TD21 was just scoring all over this dude... so what came out of my mouth as a result was "Damn, Dirk... Duncan is straight-up, ass-rapin' you..." and I say shit like this all the time (usually as a reference to sports, not the actual act of rape) but knowing that friends of mine have been raped, I don't feel that's acceptable even though I don't mean it that way... so I'm going to stop...

The other one (and probably more offensive) is "ghey..." I'm the type of dude that hates when people use the term "ghetto" to describe something they think is stupid... like I still cringe when I hear somebody say "My professor is making us take a test on the last day of class... that's so ghetto..." What in the blue fuck does taking a test have to do with being ghetto??? And I guess the thing that bothers me about it, is that the person usually using the term doesn't know a fucking thing about the ghetto or BEING ghetto... it's like they just heard the term and decided it means this or that when in actuality, they sound like dickheads... but I digress... I use ghey in the same way (and if you haven't figured it out by now, ghey=gay) and last night I was also playing FN3 and I almost got knocked out plus I was missing my haymaker so I kept saying "man, that's ghey as fuck!" and I know that can be offensive because it's like I'm saying being gay is a bad thing when honestly, I don't think it is... I have too many gay friends, associates and family members to feel like that... I don't wanna be offensive or ostracize somebody over something as dumb as that...

So all that being said, I'm going to refrain from the aforementioned terms... it won't be overnight, but I'm definitely going to try to cut back...

Ya'll be easy...

So I Finally Did "Nightmares"...

And it was well received, I must say... and that was dope to me just because I haven't been doing spoken word very long but everyone seemed to like it... but everybody also had some constructive criticism that I can use to go back and make it that much better... by the time the first show of the fall comes around, I'll be a beast son... I know this is random but I just felt the need to share... LOL...



Ya'll be easy...

Double-You-Tee-Eff #39

H.S. player decides to quit high school to turn pro

LOL... just what the hell is going on these days...? So some high school kid decides he's the next LeBron and that he's going to quit HIGH SCHOOL to play basketball overseas... and then in 2011, when he's eligible for the NBA Draft, he'll come back...

What... the... fuck...??

I'm all for a young dude getting his money but come on, my dude... you're 17 talking about how you're bored with the game because nobody's offering you a real challenge?!! At 6-11, you're SUPPOSED to be dominating high school basketball... how many dudes are that tall in high school?? LOL... tallest dude on my high school's basketball team was like 6-4, B... you're bored with the game so you're gonna be a high school drop out and play in Europe? You can't be serious... what happens when you break your damn leg over in Europe? Guess that GED will come in mighty handy when you're cleaning bathrooms at the Garden...

I can't believe his father advocates this shit... and I'm not trying to act like I'm a hater because for, all I know, the dude could go on to do great things but let's be serious... with the exception of LeBron, what high school player has come in and dominated right outta the gate? Most of those dudes end up quitting after two years or being stuck as the 13th man on a 12-man-roster... people let this basketball shit gas them up for real...



Stay in school kids.

Lauren London...

...ain't nothing wrong with that...

FINALLY!!!!

I am officially done with British Literature and African American History!!!!

Let me rejoice!!!

This Commercial is Chock-Full of Win

I don’t know who’s in charge of marketing over at Playtex but they are fucking geniuses… big-breasted women in bras talking about how big-breasted they are…?? AMAZING… thank you Playtex…

Joe Budden TV

So for some unexplainable reason, I’ve been slackin’ on Joe Budden TV for the past couple… so today (seeing as how I didn’t have much else going on) I finally caught up on the past joints… some were eh, but most of them had me laughing… here are my favorites…

ACGs are Growing On Me...

...these are dope, B...

According to My Counter...

...I've had almost 500 views in a week?!?

That's crazy to me... and people still aren't leaving comments... LOL... I guess that's cool though... most people just end up calling or texting like "Ayo, your blog about cornflakes was crazy yesterday..." I appreciate the love... when I get to 5,000 total views, I'm going to throw a blog party... it won't be anything too crazy... honey barbecue wings, fries and Henny Punch for everyone!!! And a free giveaway, too!!! Get your views up!!!!!


(and by "everyone" I mean all the contributors to this blog...)

Joe is Killin' 'Em...

Jesus...

Colgate Wisps

So as usual, I get put on to stuff mad late and I just came across the Colgate Wisp after my girl Krystal mentioned them in her Facebook status... so of course I had to ask her about them and look 'em up... these are kinda dope... it's a disposable toothbrush and it's kinda small so you can fit it in your pocket... it would come in handy on those days where I eat lunch on the other side of campus and don't wanna have my breath smelling like BBQ chicken and old Pop-Tarts...

Ya'll be easy...

For the First Time in Over 10 Years...

...I'm going to buy a suit this summer... the debacle of a suit I had at the age of 12 was just straight up hideous... now unlike most Black males, I'm not going to the local hood spot and getting some crazy-colored, Pinky-from-Friday-After-Next, I-could-be-a-pimp-or-Southern-preacher-type suit... I'm looking for more of a business type look... simple, muted colors, a plain white, light blue or pink shirt, a dope tie and the pocket square, of course... but since I'll probably just be getting one (two could REALLY be pushing it) what color should I get first???

Dark Grey

Khaki

Navy Pinstripe

Heather Grey

Classic Black

...what do ya'll think??? Ladies, I'm more apt to take your advice here... hit me up...

Ya'll be easy...

This Gets Me Ready for the Day Every Morning...

I don't know why but I listen to this every morning when I'm walking to class... maybe it's because Weezy is walking around in the video and I feel like I got a little swag poppin' when the music is playing while I'm on my way to African American History... LOL... I don't know... but the song hasn't gotten old to me yet...

Double-You-Tee-Eff #38

Everything about this picture is just wrong... I can't help but laugh...

I Have a Question...

...ok, this is gonna come out kinda left field and whatnot but can a guy say a tranny or female impersonator is cute without it being weird?

Ok, just follow me on this one...


Obviously, a dude can say a girl is fine, sexy, etc and nobody's gonna say anything... and with the way things have evolved in male machismo, we can also have a dude say another guy is handsome without it raising any real eyebrows (NOTE: I'm not saying I can go up to some random group of niggas and be like "damn, son, you fine as hell..." I think that's a little much... but I think I can get away with saying "Taye Diggs is a handsome dude..." without people being like "that dude HW is a little ayo" but I guess it's all in the context but I digress...)

All that being said, can a dude be like "I know it's not really a girl, but he's/she's attractive as a woman"? I just wonder because I know Maury has shows like that where it's like "Is it a man or a woman?" and you have to guess who's really what... personally, I always turn when these shows come on because I think I'll feel weird if I see somebody who's really a dude and in the back of my mind, I'm like "That's a bad ass chick right there..." I don't know... I guess I'm doing it to save myself FROM myself... as usual, maybe it's just me...

The random things that go through my mind... Jesus...



Ya'll be easy...

Ayo...

I've always said I was too dark to rock something this bright but if I cop, fuck it... I'm doing it... that shit is fresh, B...

How Many People Have You Slept With?

It's not that I'm ashamed or anything but I hate when people ask me this question... simply because I feel that it changes their perception of me... most people see me as a good dude (and admittedly, I am a good dude for the most part...) but I hate that people start assuming that I'm a hoe or something when I tell them the actual number... granted, I've had a lot of sex with a lot of people... but most of that was before I even turned 18... it hasn't been like I just meet a girl, fuck and that's it... LOL... at least not in the last six years...

But I just don't understand why people wanna know this bit of information... I've never wanted to know (not to mention, I figure most people will lie anyway) so I guess I just figure that most people don't really care about my sexual past... guess it's just me...



Ya'll be easy...

Random Pictures of Chicks from My Computer

Good lawd.