The WWE is Racist...

Ya know... I've been watching wrestling since I was young whipper-snapper and I'm just now realizing how racist some of the gimmicks have become... all of the black wrestlers fall into some bullshit-ass, stereotypical role that white people have perpetuated for years...

First off is Kofi Kingston, a dred-locked, Harlem-shakin' Jamaican... on the back of his trunks is some blackface-type logo... all he's missing is some jerk chicken and some weed... smh...

Next is Shelton Benjamin... this nigga got blond hair and is always talking about the "standards" people must live up to... he's always beefing with one of the other black dudes but he stays befriending the white wrestlers... sounds like a damn field slave to me...

Then you got this nigga R-Truth... this motherfucker comes to the ring rappin' and shit like he's fucking Grandmaster Flash or some shit... of course, the mostly white crowd eats that shit up...

Next is MVP (Montel Vontavious Porter... even his name is fucking stereotypical...) this nigga is essentially the Terrell Owens of wrestling... homie wears these gaudy faux-platinum chains...

Then there's Mark Henry, the quintessential Angry Black Man... this nigga just beats up on people for no fucking reason... just straight up mauls motherfuckers because the Man is always on his damn neck...

Lastly and most offensively is Cryme Tyme... (that is really their name btw...) Shad and JTG are two gold-front wearing brothers from Brooklyn (I'm almost certain they're not really from BK) who come out crip-walkin' (how 2001 is that shit?) and stealing shit from random people... come on now... that shit can't be serious...

Vince McMahon can't come up with better gimmicks than this? Shit, all he needs is some niggas with illegitimate kids to come out playing basketball with ski masks on and he'll have the gamut covered... not to mention that all these niggas moves feature some pseudo-hip hop dance shit... miss me with that shit...