I Hate When I Fall Victim to Hype...

I tried one of these new American Legend pizzas from Domino's and needless to say, I was fucking disappointed... not because it was horrible (it admittedly wasn't) but BY NO MEANS, was it even good... it was just some average ass pizza... shit was like the McRib... all hype, mediocre flavor... it was eh, at best... it didn't even come off as a good "after" snack... like after a crazy weed session or an after all-nighter with the one who makes your toes curl when you just have to eat SOMETHING... lackluster flavor...

I hate when I fall victim to marketing... I mean, on the commercial, it made it sound good as hell... not even by average American "it has a commercial, so it HAS to be good" standards... I can see through bullshit... and I don't know if the person who made mine just didn't do a great job or what but don't waste $13 on these shits...

unless it's the Philly Cheesesteak... that shit is CERTIFIED CRACK (my Domino's didn't carry it which is blasphemy, in and of itself...)




Ya'll be easy...