I Hate This Shit...

Why do so-called friends say and do stuff to purposely get on your nerves and then tell you to calm down when you curse them the fuck out? That shit makes no sense... talkin' about it's all in good fun... how is it all in good fun if I'm getting mad? If it was just supposed to be shrugged off, then that's exactly what I would have done... but don't be surprised when you say something I feel is offensive and then I proceed to tell you how I fucked your mom when we were teenagers... it's an eye for an eye, you fucking jerk...