Disclaimer:

If you tell me a funny story about how your boyfriend got bit by a shark on a recent swimming trip OR how your best girl friend thinks her cooch smells like old pennies and sour cream OR how your mama fell down the steps and busted her two front teeth, don't be surprised if I happen to throw something on here about it... I'm not gonna use anybody's name or air out anybody's dirty laundry but if I think something's funny, gross or interesting, I don't see anything wrong with putting it on the blog for the world to see... and you niggas would do the same thing to me...

Be easy...

By the way, you... yeah YOU... stop being such an annoying FUCK today...