If I Had 24 Hours To Live...

If you haven't noticed by now, the theme for today will be 24... LOL...

6:00-6:30 AM: I'd wake up to the best head of my life... so good that it's almost unbearable to keep going but I still wouldn't bust for thirty minutes...

6:30-7:00 AM: I'd go to the barber shop to get a fresh cut... if it's gonna be my last day on earth trust and believe, I'ma put my best foot forward with a fresh cut... hair all wavy with a sharp line...

7:00-8:00 AM: I'd have a crazy breakfast spread: cheese eggs, soft plain bagels with honey-nut cream cheese, smoked sausage, fresh fruit, french toast, grits with butter and sugar, donuts from Krispy Kreme, turkey bacon and hashbrowns with red and green peppers...

8:00-10:00 AM: I'd take a shower and get dressed in a purple Ralph Lauren polo, a pair of dark indigo Levi's and a pair of Grape Jordan Vs... Jamal would pull up in a silver Range Rover blasting "Big Poppa" and we'd shoot over to his girl's house so I could chill with my nephew for a bit...

10:00-11:30 AM: Me and Jamal would roll out to the mall just to politick and see what's poppin'... I'd cop him any pair of sneakers he wanted and throw in a few fitteds just because I know he'd ask anyway... LOL

11:30 AM-1:00 PM: We'd shoot over to Cary to chill out with Flip and kick the shit with him for a minute... Probably spend the time talking about sneakers, females and bullshit... we'd be listening to Late Registration and The Minstrel Show the whole time...

1:00-2:00 PM: Me and Jamal would leave Flip's crib and roll to Millbrook Exchange and play three games of 5-on-5 to 16... we'd win the first game after I'd throw an alley to him off of a fast break... we'd lose the second game on a bullshit play after deucing it twice... We'd win the last game after I hit the game winning shot over some 6-foot-5 nigga... I'd ball in a fresh pair of black Jordan IVs, red Bulls shorts and a grey Jordan tee...

2:00-3:00 PM: Lunchtime would consist of all my favorite fast food spots: a chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell, a Whopper with bacon, cheese and extra mayo, a medium order of McDonalds fries, two slices of Philly cheesesteak pizza from Domino's, a half serving of General Tso chicken with shrimp fried rice, an egg roll and hibachi chicken...

3:00-5:00 PM: After another shower, I'd rock a grey hoodie with some grey sweats and a pair of Flint Jordan XIIIs with a Yankee fitted... me and Jamal would play a few games of Madden... I'd play with the Colts and he'd play with the Eagles because, for whatever reason, he thinks they're just fucking unstoppable... the score wouldn't matter as long as we talked mad shit to each other the whole time... then we'd go to the tattoo parlor so he could get his 'LOCO' tat and I'd get my 'HARD WORK' tat on my hand...

5:00 PM-8:00 PM: I'd pop a few Viagras and have a crazy sex session... nothing too freaky... just enough to get the job done... we'd fuck, then fall asleep, wake up and fuck some more, fall asleep, wake up and fuck some more...

8:00-9:00 PM: I'd shower and throw on a black pinstripe suit with a crisp white shirt, some black leather loafters with an iced-out Breitling watch... can't forget the white pocket square and the fresh dress socks... Jamal would dressed similarly but he'd have a black shirt with a red tie...

9:00-10:30 PM: Me, my closest friends and family would have dinner... Christina would be there in something low-cut no doubt... Nicole and Quett would be there in something fly... Melissa and Lela would be there in something cute... Everybody would be there... We'd just shut down a whole restaurant... Everybody would be dressed in their best... Doo-Wop would be there in a dress... my mom would be absolutely stunning with her nails done... she never gets them done now because her job won't allow it but she would definitely get them done for this... the food would be all my favorites: meatloaf, Aunt April's macaroni and cheese, Melissa's aunt would make sweet-potato casserole, fresh collard greens, Granddaddy and Alisa would make the fried chicken, my grandma would make spaghetti, mashed potatoes and Jamal would make strawberry cheesecake...

10:30 PM-2:00 AM: Me, Jamal, my friends and whatever fam wanted to go would go out to a club... everybody would dance, laugh, have fun and just do it up... I'd be drinking cranberry and Grey Goose or OJ and vodka all night long, just getting loose... at the end of the night, we'd pass out glasses of champagne and I'd make a toast to all the people out there and thank them for being in my life...

2:00-3:00 AM: We'd go to IHOP where I'd order a three-stack and a Colorado omelet... while waiting for the food, we'd all drunk-dial somebody we knew and have a laugh...

3:00-5:00 AM: I'd go home, shower and get a bottle of water... I'd be dressed in a grey cotton tee and some grey cotton Hanes boxers... I'd sit on the couch and watch Friday one last time with Jamal reciting every line the way we used to back in the day...

5:00-6:00 AM: I'd spend the last hour with my mom and my sisters... we'd cry and laugh and talk and crack jokes and kiss and hug... we'd tell stories about when me and Shaunne were younger and used to get in trouble all the time... I'd confess everything to my mom that I've done in the past... I'd ask her to pray for me and ask God to forgive me for all my sins so that I can make it to heaven... I'd spend my last few minutes holding and kissing Doo-Wop... on my last breath, I'd say "Goodbye Doo-Wop"; she'd smile and say "bye Wop-Wop" like she always does when I leave...