Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Hard Work Vocabulary


soopah-stoopid: retarded; funny; silly
Example: "Ayo, you seen that new Katt Williams shit? That nigga soopah-stoopid."

porno-pipe-game: to have sex at least four times in a row
Example: "Man, I ain't had sex in like a week so I had to give this chick the porno-pipe-game last night."

banana-cake: to have a lot of money; filthy fucking rich
Example: "Say what you want about Diddy... but he making banana-cake."

turd-cutter: big booty; incredible ass
Example: "Shorty right there ass is crazy! She got a motherfuckin' turd cutter!"

dope sauce: cool; hot; crazy; bananas
Example: "You seen them Jordans that's coming out next week? Shit's is dope sauce."

fluffy: fat; one who overeats
Example: "Yeah, I got two burritos and them Fully Loaded Nachos; you know a nigga is fluffy."

false.: you're wrong, now shut the fuck up.
Example: Person A: "Ayo, LeBron is better than Kobe, son." Me: "False."

wife-piece: girlfriend; wifey
Example: "I'm chillin' with the wife-piece tonight, so let's go to the club tomorrow."

ass: garbage; fucked up; dumb
Example: "Damn your hairline is ass, my dude. Your barber fucked you up."

doo-woppin': baby-sitting (usually a child under the age of 3); taking care of your kids
Example: "I ain't into shit... doo-woppin' the little one, you know how that go."

gravy lump: See turd-cutter

doo-doo shooter: See turd-cutter

ass-burger: See turd-cutter

zipper-chipper: being a dick rider; one who dick rides
Example: "Damn, nigga... stop being so zipper-chipper over Weezy and shit."

boom boom clap: an extremely wet vagina; a slippery coochie
Example: "She put it on a nigga with that boom boom clap, my dude."

appetizer: an irrelevant nigga; a dude who's perpetrating
Example: "Don't act like you a big deal, nigga. You a fuckin' appetizer out here in the streets."

Vegas chick: a jump-off
Example: "Hell yeah, my Vegas chick came through last night and gave a nigga that boom boom clap."

coconut-cakin': talking on the phone to a white chick
Example: "I didn't call you back because I was coconut-cakin' my snow bunny."

2 comments:

  1. LOL...good shit. I've heard/used like half of these. Turd cutter though? haha...notsomuch.

    You may as well sue me for lifting "zipper-chipper" off of your hands though...that shit's coming with me like the PinkToe that left with Jerry McGuire.

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  2. LOL... consider it yours, homie... "turd cutter" is a throwback from HS that I still use... lol... our librarian had one...

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