Monday, January 19, 2009

Double-You-Tee-Eff #4

So I'm at Golden Corral today... and I'm trying to get some macaroni and cheese... this kid is standing at the pizza kiosk, thus positioning himself between me and the macaroni and cheese... now as this is a common occurence in a Golden Corral, I don't really pay it any mind... but then homie starts buggin' out because he wants pepperoni pizza and there isn't any available... so he decides he's just gonna stand in this spot until some comes out...

So now I have a decision to make... do I keep standing there patiently until some pizza comes out that he likes...? Do I move his little ass out the way and scoop some mac and cheese on my plate...? Or... do I just go on about my way and hope the next time I come around, he won't be there... I decide to stay... little kids have a short attention span... he's bound to move soon...

This motherfucker decides to get IGNORANT and start screaming "no, I don't want anything but pepperoni pizza! And I'm not moving until I get some!!!"

The fuck, B?

1 comment:

  1. so um he paid all that money for a buffet when he only want pizza? LITTLE BRAT!

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